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"There's your £26,000, but I'll be watching you from a balloon and I can see a very long way".
-Some celebrity smashes a model of a person to demonstrate the affects of heavy electricity- "That could be your Mum".
Bargain
"Kevin Fiddler, the notorious kiddy fiddler was blasted into space today to be confined in a capsule, never to harm another child with his sick perversions. Unfortunately an 8 year old boy was put on the capsule before blast off, by accident, and is trapped aboard with the monster. Experts say "This is precisely the sort of thing we didn't want to happen".
"Gay men are loud, they are untidy, they nudge people when they're shooting, they... muck about, they can't swim.. and could you honestly run a ship with a gay man on board, thinking... I could wake up tomorrow and I might be dead."
"Who says AIDS people have to be wimpy? This guy's got AIDS and he's about to beat me in an arm wrestle! Well done."
"So you've got bad AIDS not good AIDS?"
> I quite liked Barley, even if they did pick an easy target. After
> reading Screenburn, you can see that it's Brooker's gig, not
> Morris's.
ah fair enough, i didn't know that.
Barley was kinda like a car crash for me, i looked at it a couple of times to make sure it was as awful as i thought. I must admit that it raised a few smiles, but nowhere near the standard i was expecting from the hype.