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Just to et people know, for those that care, I've sorted out my accomodation and i've "persuaded" the people i'm moving in with to install a second phone line.

So i'll be back on the forums from the beginning of July.

Also, has anyone got any tips of do's and don'ts of a first day in a new job?

Thanks all!

See you soon.

YH.

Just to et people know, for those that care, I've sorted out my accomodation and i've "persuaded" the people i'm moving in with to install a second phone line.

So i'll be back on the forums from the beginning of July.

Also, has anyone got any tips of do's and don'ts of a first day in a new job?

Thanks all!

See you soon.

YH.

Don't wizz on the electric fence.

When they ask you something just say:

errrrrrrr-no!

DO- get very drunk before you arrive and profess your undying love for your boss!

DON'T- Turn up on time (if they think/find out you're an early morning drinker, they might be inclined to sack you!)

DO- Send your first pay check to me.

DON'T- Expect anything in return.

DO- Accuse your boss of having sexually harrassed you.

DON'T- Bottle out of the law-suit when your mid way through the court case!!!


That's all I've managed to pick up through the years, let me know how you get on!

dont fart in the smoking room

dont tell everyone that you are a successful german porn star with more than 100 films to your name or that you own a porsche and are dating miss uk 1951. they always find out the truth that you name is simon who just left school and you dream of keith chegwin

Don't trip over a rock just before you enter the doors

Don't Make love to a 5 legged ant in your car

Don't spank your monkey in public

Don't eat Pokemon cereal

Don't bring a microphone with you

Don't telephone an ice cube

Don't lick the inside of a coffee cup

Don't make voodoo curses in front of your manager

Don't use your fingers as a barbie doll

Don't punch a melon

Don't lie to a duck

Don't tell a little boy that his mothe ris stuck down the gutter

Don't kick a kerb

Don't act like a fish

Don't do ballet

Don't be the boggie man

Don't pretend to be Batman whilst hiring a Robin to masage your cape

Don't strip to Hear'say

Don't laugh at a pencil

Don't act like a weatherman

Don;t use a comb to send a text message

Don't bullfight 2 connection leads

Don't bet on a tree

Don't headbutt a grain of sand

Don't challenge a peanut to a duel

Don't knit your own socks

Don't have a realtionship with the light bulb

Don't snort like a pig and drink nescafe

Don't suck a subwoofer

Don't make hand gestures and try and lick your hair


Hope that helps, anymore? just ask :-)

i have actually done all these all my 1st day at work so dont !!

dont swear as the boss
dont break the toilet
dont get tip-pex all over your backside
dont sneeze on a customer
dont ask why every looks so bored
dont burn the fax
dont tell that you burnt the fax
dont play cards with the cleaners - the hustle you
dont hit a customer in the eye with a paper airplane
dont use a weeks supply of toilet paper
dont call all your mates on their mobiles
dont eat pasta
dont trust the evil princesses
dont press the escape key
dont go home on lunch break with piles
dont look in the dark room
dont look down
dont you open that trap door cause there's something down there!

DO - have a good'en

Your Honour wrote:
> Just to et people know, for those that care, I've sorted out my
> accomodation and i've "persuaded" the people i'm moving in
> with to install a second phone line.



So i'll be back on the
> forums from the beginning of July.

Also, has anyone got any tips
> of do's and don'ts of a first day in a new job?

Thanks
> all!

See you soon.

YH.

What kind of job is it!!!