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well, here is a cliché poem about good ole Essex. Comments welcome, added abuse open to discussion... Enjoy - dislike.. PLEASE RENAME!
Love Ginge x x x
...
Ode to Essex
Essex Boys Essex boys
Lowered Nova's
Hear their noise
Watch them as they slide and skid
Swerving round a spotty kid
Hear their engines growl and roar
Watch them as they soar and soar
Past a camera
FLASH FLASH FLASH
How they payin.. cheque or cash?
Essex Boys Essex Boys
Blacked out windows
Bellowed voice
From wheeled down winda 'Alwite LUUUUV!'
Matings on - 'Gotta Light bruv'?
She's totterin on worn down heel
Oozing with such sex appeal
Prada handbag
SWING SWING SWING
You know this one's basildon bling
Essex Girls Essex Girls
Got their trackies
Got their smells
Dousing on their Bur-ber-ry
G String diamantes for all to see
Essex Towns, Essex tans
We're all orange
Its worth the pands
From country grounds to ole Pitsea
This counties got diversity
It seems all nasty, seems like we're rough
But you visit Croydon
Enoughs e'nuf
Essex has its ups and downs
But Is anywhere, as bad as it sounds...?!
Love Ginge x x x
...
Ode to Essex
Essex Boys Essex boys
Lowered Nova's
Hear their noise
Watch them as they slide and skid
Swerving round a spotty kid
Hear their engines growl and roar
Watch them as they soar and soar
Past a camera
FLASH FLASH FLASH
How they payin.. cheque or cash?
Essex Boys Essex Boys
Blacked out windows
Bellowed voice
From wheeled down winda 'Alwite LUUUUV!'
Matings on - 'Gotta Light bruv'?
She's totterin on worn down heel
Oozing with such sex appeal
Prada handbag
SWING SWING SWING
You know this one's basildon bling
Essex Girls Essex Girls
Got their trackies
Got their smells
Dousing on their Bur-ber-ry
G String diamantes for all to see
Essex Towns, Essex tans
We're all orange
Its worth the pands
From country grounds to ole Pitsea
This counties got diversity
It seems all nasty, seems like we're rough
But you visit Croydon
Enoughs e'nuf
Essex has its ups and downs
But Is anywhere, as bad as it sounds...?!
well, here is a cliché poem about good ole Essex. Comments welcome, added abuse open to discussion... Enjoy - dislike.. PLEASE RENAME!
Love Ginge x x x
...
Ode to Essex
Essex Boys Essex boys
Lowered Nova's
Hear their noise
Watch them as they slide and skid
Swerving round a spotty kid
Hear their engines growl and roar
Watch them as they soar and soar
Past a camera
FLASH FLASH FLASH
How they payin.. cheque or cash?
Essex Boys Essex Boys
Blacked out windows
Bellowed voice
From wheeled down winda 'Alwite LUUUUV!'
Matings on - 'Gotta Light bruv'?
She's totterin on worn down heel
Oozing with such sex appeal
Prada handbag
SWING SWING SWING
You know this one's basildon bling
Essex Girls Essex Girls
Got their trackies
Got their smells
Dousing on their Bur-ber-ry
G String diamantes for all to see
Essex Towns, Essex tans
We're all orange
Its worth the pands
From country grounds to ole Pitsea
This counties got diversity
It seems all nasty, seems like we're rough
But you visit Croydon
Enoughs e'nuf
Essex has its ups and downs
But Is anywhere, as bad as it sounds...?!
Love Ginge x x x
...
Ode to Essex
Essex Boys Essex boys
Lowered Nova's
Hear their noise
Watch them as they slide and skid
Swerving round a spotty kid
Hear their engines growl and roar
Watch them as they soar and soar
Past a camera
FLASH FLASH FLASH
How they payin.. cheque or cash?
Essex Boys Essex Boys
Blacked out windows
Bellowed voice
From wheeled down winda 'Alwite LUUUUV!'
Matings on - 'Gotta Light bruv'?
She's totterin on worn down heel
Oozing with such sex appeal
Prada handbag
SWING SWING SWING
You know this one's basildon bling
Essex Girls Essex Girls
Got their trackies
Got their smells
Dousing on their Bur-ber-ry
G String diamantes for all to see
Essex Towns, Essex tans
We're all orange
Its worth the pands
From country grounds to ole Pitsea
This counties got diversity
It seems all nasty, seems like we're rough
But you visit Croydon
Enoughs e'nuf
Essex has its ups and downs
But Is anywhere, as bad as it sounds...?!
Very good - I can totally relate to this ;)
Written to the tune of Ayrshire Boys by Sham 69 - oho, nice one.