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Basically, post titles for Mario Games, which can be as funny or sick as you like.
Mario scrubs the Toilet.
Mario scrubs the Toilet.
wow that gane sounds great. it should be released right now. all thats missing is a lovely tea party while mario is planting his seed in peach at the end. but thats sure to be added eventually...
Dringo wrote:
> Peach becomes a hussy
*Becomes*? That miniskirt gave her away from the start ^_^
> The only clue Mario has is a selection of used Pikdom with various
> different sizes.
>
> Mario needs to work out which Pikdom's is who by "arousing"
> the suspects using the touch screen.
He could also, using the touch screen, pick up the globs of spunk from in the end of the Pikdom, drag it over into the free Gadd Spunk Analysis Reader which comes with the game, to ensure a 100% DNA match. When you've filled your Gadd Spunk Sac, plug it into the machine in his lab and it'll even print you out a handy portrait of the culprit.
> Peach becomes a hussy
*Becomes*? That miniskirt gave her away from the start ^_^
> The only clue Mario has is a selection of used Pikdom with various
> different sizes.
>
> Mario needs to work out which Pikdom's is who by "arousing"
> the suspects using the touch screen.
He could also, using the touch screen, pick up the globs of spunk from in the end of the Pikdom, drag it over into the free Gadd Spunk Analysis Reader which comes with the game, to ensure a 100% DNA match. When you've filled your Gadd Spunk Sac, plug it into the machine in his lab and it'll even print you out a handy portrait of the culprit.
tphi wrote:
> Mario and Peach DS: The Pikmin Condom Conspiracy
Utter Genius.
Peach becomes a hussy and Mario is after those who have slept with her.
The only clue Mario has is a selection of used Pikdom with various different sizes.
Mario needs to work out which Pikdom's is who by "arousing" the suspects using the touch screen.
After which he gets to suffocate them with said used Pikdom.
> Mario and Peach DS: The Pikmin Condom Conspiracy
Utter Genius.
Peach becomes a hussy and Mario is after those who have slept with her.
The only clue Mario has is a selection of used Pikdom with various different sizes.
Mario needs to work out which Pikdom's is who by "arousing" the suspects using the touch screen.
After which he gets to suffocate them with said used Pikdom.
Mario and Peach DS: The Pikmin Condom Conspiracy
Mariogate: The drug years
Cweek sucks Marios ass while cleaning his cornchute.
Mario agrees.
Mario Weeps At How Poor This Thread Is 2
*slaps forehead and drags hand down face*
Basically, post titles for Mario Games, which can be as funny or sick as you like.
Mario scrubs the Toilet.
Mario scrubs the Toilet.