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I've jsut watched this lame horror film. Nothing more than your average teenage slasher flick really, but I was excpecting no more than that anyway. This is less of a review, seen as its obviously crap, and more of a "lets talk about Paris Hilton" thread.
Yeah, so she's the eye candy, along with Elisha Cuthbert. Neither looked that nice in this, except for the bit where Paris is running around in red underwear for some reason or another; monsters or aliens or something, I wasnt paying much attention. Well that bit was pretty good. The other fairly good Hilton moment comes during the intro. One of the characters has a video camera and is constantly filming his friends. When they stumble across Paris giving her boyfriend head, he films it, in a green night vision mode. Now where have we seen that before? Nice to see her taking the michael out of herself, shame she cant act so well though.
Yeah, so she's the eye candy, along with Elisha Cuthbert. Neither looked that nice in this, except for the bit where Paris is running around in red underwear for some reason or another; monsters or aliens or something, I wasnt paying much attention. Well that bit was pretty good. The other fairly good Hilton moment comes during the intro. One of the characters has a video camera and is constantly filming his friends. When they stumble across Paris giving her boyfriend head, he films it, in a green night vision mode. Now where have we seen that before? Nice to see her taking the michael out of herself, shame she cant act so well though.
Geffdof wrote:
> oh poo, why cant we edit the titles?
>
> Probably would have made a better film
*takes pity*
> oh poo, why cant we edit the titles?
>
> Probably would have made a better film
*takes pity*
***********SPOILERS IF YOU AINT SEEN IT*************
Saw this last night
Thought the bit where she got her finger cut off was hilarious. I Liked Elisha Cuthbert, but then again i always like her. Hilton's death was bloody brilliant!notice the punn? :)
I always find myself cheering on the bad guys though. Might be because Elisha Cithberts boyfriends was an ass anyways.
Like the whole siamese thing, the way the wax babys were joined together and he cut through them just like his dad separated the real kids.
The way the deformed one fell on top of the other one when they were both dead was good because they were siamese twins in life and death (an analysis by my dad there)
Saw this last night
Thought the bit where she got her finger cut off was hilarious. I Liked Elisha Cuthbert, but then again i always like her. Hilton's death was bloody brilliant!notice the punn? :)
I always find myself cheering on the bad guys though. Might be because Elisha Cithberts boyfriends was an ass anyways.
Like the whole siamese thing, the way the wax babys were joined together and he cut through them just like his dad separated the real kids.
The way the deformed one fell on top of the other one when they were both dead was good because they were siamese twins in life and death (an analysis by my dad there)
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> She would be good looking, but her personality just makes me want to
> stab her in the face with a rusty blade everytime I see or hear her.
*
Was that just a lucky guess or did you actually see the movie? :P
> She would be good looking, but her personality just makes me want to
> stab her in the face with a rusty blade everytime I see or hear her.
*
Was that just a lucky guess or did you actually see the movie? :P
She would be good looking, but her personality just makes me want to stab her in the face with a rusty blade everytime I see or hear her.
Geffdof wrote:
> Yeah, so she's the eye candy,
Is she? Can't cater for taste I suppose. I personally think she's grim....
> Yeah, so she's the eye candy,
Is she? Can't cater for taste I suppose. I personally think she's grim....
Saw this today. Found it hilariously predictable.
Saw it with two lovely ladies though, which made up for it. ;)
Saw it with two lovely ladies though, which made up for it. ;)
oh poo, why cant we edit the titles?
Probably would have made a better film
Probably would have made a better film
A hose of wax?
Now that is scary.
Argh! I'm melting!
Now that is scary.
Argh! I'm melting!
I've jsut watched this lame horror film. Nothing more than your average teenage slasher flick really, but I was excpecting no more than that anyway. This is less of a review, seen as its obviously crap, and more of a "lets talk about Paris Hilton" thread.
Yeah, so she's the eye candy, along with Elisha Cuthbert. Neither looked that nice in this, except for the bit where Paris is running around in red underwear for some reason or another; monsters or aliens or something, I wasnt paying much attention. Well that bit was pretty good. The other fairly good Hilton moment comes during the intro. One of the characters has a video camera and is constantly filming his friends. When they stumble across Paris giving her boyfriend head, he films it, in a green night vision mode. Now where have we seen that before? Nice to see her taking the michael out of herself, shame she cant act so well though.
Yeah, so she's the eye candy, along with Elisha Cuthbert. Neither looked that nice in this, except for the bit where Paris is running around in red underwear for some reason or another; monsters or aliens or something, I wasnt paying much attention. Well that bit was pretty good. The other fairly good Hilton moment comes during the intro. One of the characters has a video camera and is constantly filming his friends. When they stumble across Paris giving her boyfriend head, he films it, in a green night vision mode. Now where have we seen that before? Nice to see her taking the michael out of herself, shame she cant act so well though.