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"Ahaha, Nice spoof. Almost got me."

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Lawrence wrote:
> Because you go tootling along in your car, thinking. 'The round
> about is up here'
>
> but it's not
>
> So you consult your map..and you're lost.

So I look at roadsigns and think about where everything is (for example, go left to so and so, right to so and so), so I know what direction I'm heading in, then I look at odd things like 8 roads joining into 1 and work out where it is on the map.

> OR
>
> You drive to see a friend, or family, or whoever. You got their
> directions and they are crap. But you haven't got a map, because,
> well, who would have a random map of Epping? So you are lost.

*Cough*AA Roadplanner*Cough*

I'm not stupid enough to take directions off of other people, because they try and explain everything badly.

"Oh, and you'll see a bridge, that means you're going the right way"

It's just "FACK OFF, I SEE BRIDGES EVERYWHERE!!"

Shocking

Oh, it's out of context.
It's talking about their daughter who's just hit puberty (can you beleive I wrote poverty before I checked for mistakes?) and has started wearing revealing dresses.

:-O

munn wrote:
> Ahahahaha.
>
> "They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several
> pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her
> temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or
> just picking her up wherever she is."

Heh..just imagine him running up to his wife and tipping some icy water over her...

[I] s'alright love. You can thank me later.

Because you go tootling along in your car, thinking. 'The round about is up here'

but it's not

So you consult your map..and you're lost.


OR

You drive to see a friend, or family, or whoever. You got their directions and they are crap. But you haven't got a map, because, well, who would have a random map of Epping? So you are lost.

Ahahahaha.

"They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is."

I don't ask for directions becasue I never get lost.
And I can read a map (How can people find it difficult?)

My dad isn't a direction asker.

Lawrence wrote:
> But, they will come in handy for men. Since mopst men seem almost
> incapable for asking for directions, they can just consult their
> pants.

Heh, that's weird. It's the opposite way around for me and Mrs Pandaemonium. She'll spend hours trying to find something with an almost phobic reluctance to ask someone, I'll just march up and ask "Where's "

But, they will come in handy for men. Since most men seem almost incapable for asking for directions, they can just consult their pants.