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I only put the new design for pocketmonkey up the other day, and it's number one on google already. How often does that thing update?

A google search on pocket monkey brings up this nice little phrase:

[URL]http://img167.echo.cx/img167/8280/pm4uy.png[/URL]

"free funny videos" has gotten me 423 hits in the last 20 days.
"phi11ip" is second with 299.

Then there's other boring ones, until:

"free porn games"
"dogblow jobs" - Quite miffed by this, dogs don't have lips...
"pictures of akon lonely"
"funny tumbleweed pictures"
"unicef african capter in nigeria"

phi11ip wrote:
> ... Plus the fact that 99% of the phi11ip results on Google are me...

Likewise me and "Timmargh".

Although some of the search terms people have been finding my site with are mildly amusing:

"whats the name of the song on the new ribena advert 2005"

"bot lurgy"

"knees together exiting cars

monkey_man wrote:
> Phi11ip, tell me your secrets (i.e. who did you suck off?)

Nobody that could help me with this, it was just luck this time. Plus the fact that 99% of the phi11ip results on Google are me...

Well I didn't start the site on the day the internet was born, so it'll never reach number one for a common term.

Phi11ip, tell me your secrets (i.e. who did you suck off?)

phi11ip wrote:
> Hmmm... wrote:
> Getting a site found by it's edit:UNUSAL domain name is child's play - getting
> found by it's content is a bit harder...
>
> Ooooooh no it isn't! Especially if the name is a popular search
> term...

i.e. like phi11ip spelt like a dodgy number plate...

Hmmm... wrote:
> Getting a site found by it's domain name is child's play - getting
> found by it's content is a bit harder...

Ooooooh no it isn't! Especially if the name is a popular search term...

monkey_man wrote:
> I only put the new design for pocketmonkey up the other day, and it's
> number one on google already.

It may be number one for "pocketmonkey" but do you get visitors searching for "film website" or "technology reviews" ?! I think not!

If I registered the domain "pocketdodo" and mentioned pocketdodo a couple of times in the content then I'm sure I would also be number 1.

Getting a site found by it's domain name is child's play - getting found by it's content is a bit harder...

monkey_man wrote:
> How often does that thing update?
Google used to 'dance' once a month but now it's an on-going shuffle...

Old flash game I made. Gone now, I flushed everything.

*FLUSHHHH*

Grand Theft Sense
Pocketmonkey.co.uk Presents: Grand Theft Sense Honestly,
I wish people would get a f**king clue.
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Ahaha wtf