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For a mate. He's quite sick so something depraved (he's still 2 levels above necrophilia) he would like. I want to write something decent on the card that he'll appreciate. If you think up a good one I'll burn incense in your name and drink adder blood in your honour.
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Ge a 'with deepst sympthy car'
Got one for my brother and worked wonders on him
Got one for my brother and worked wonders on him
Happy birthday to you,
Don't die of the flu,
Just try and keep breathing,
While I come and kill you.
Don't die of the flu,
Just try and keep breathing,
While I come and kill you.
"I'll get the nurse to warm up the anal thermometer this time"
Nice to know you're partying:
Gizza tenna!
Gizza tenna!
Make happy birthday made from raw meat stuck to a cardboard card. Or try to make the card look like it’s made of stretched out skin.
I stole this card off a blind person.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
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You people just aren't twisted enough.
You people just aren't twisted enough.
The dead will rise to commemorate your day
Get it? Rise?
I am so out of this wurld man
Get it? Rise?
I am so out of this wurld man
Couldn't think of anything to write....
So I didn't write anything.
Happy Bithday you fat clown.
So I didn't write anything.
Happy Bithday you fat clown.
For a mate. He's quite sick so something depraved (he's still 2 levels above necrophilia) he would like. I want to write something decent on the card that he'll appreciate. If you think up a good one I'll burn incense in your name and drink adder blood in your honour.
...
Indeed..
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Indeed..