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"House Of Wax"

For one hour ten, it's pure, unadulterated crap. Not good crap, just crap. Boring. Uwe boll makes a better movie. Then it gets silly. And by silly I mean absolutely bongo silly. Watch for the end sequence only. Yada yada yada Paris Hilton. Whatever. Sure she gets her thong bedecked ass out, but to subject me to that hour of soul destroying d movie? Forget it…

I love the early Dark Castle remakes, but when a movie is as much of a chore as this to watch, and it’s not a previously mentioned Uwe Boll “masterpiece”?

Nope…..

[edit] And she's godawful ugly. I've seen better looking crack hookers...

One star. And that generous.

For one hour ten, it's pure, unadulterated crap. Not good crap, just crap. Boring. Uwe boll makes a better movie. Then it gets silly. And by silly I mean absolutely bongo silly. Watch for the end sequence only. Yada yada yada Paris Hilton. Whatever. Sure she gets her thong bedecked ass out, but to subject me to that hour of soul destroying d movie? Forget it…

I love the early Dark Castle remakes, but when a movie is as much of a chore as this to watch, and it’s not a previously mentioned Uwe Boll “masterpiece”?

Nope…..

[edit] And she's godawful ugly. I've seen better looking crack hookers...

One star. And that generous.

Well ... duh.

I warned ya. I waggled my finger and warned you all that a remake of a Vincent Price film starring a hatchet faced internet pornslut would be bad.
But ooooooooooooooooh no, that wasn't enough was it?

Movie to avoid this month - Suspect Zero.
There's a reason it went straight to DVD, even with Trinity & Ben Kingsley in it.

**edit post**
I can see Alfonse posted after me, but being on ignore means I can't read the post.
Woohoo.
*clicks button a bunch more times*

Does P Hilton die? if she does then I'm watching it.

I was gonna see it but I guess I won't now.

Down to 2 movies back to back the day after my birthday.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Maybe I'll just wait for the DVD afterall.

Goatboy wrote:
> Movie to avoid this month - Suspect Zero.
> There's a reason it went straight to DVD, even with Trinity & Ben
> Kingsley in it.

But I love crap movies. This one however, stretched the tollerance limits. Supsect Zero? Naff straight to video, however Paul Schraders (Taxi Driver, but I dont need to tell you that, just some of the numpties on this board) unproduced screenplay is really quite entertaining. [URL]http://www.weeklyscript.com/Suspect%20Zero%20(Unproduced).txt[/URL]

Kingsley? The main bad guy in HOW is a cross between Kinglsley and Trent reznor. Curious...

You all know that Paris Hilton would get it raw.

Saw the trailer yesterday, looks meh.

I like the melting logo though.

Anyone else think Paris Hilton has the "nose that got trapped in lift doors" look?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Well ... duh.

Yeah, I watched expected and wanting crap, but the cardinal sin of a horror movie is to make it boring.