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"OH. MY. GOD!!!"

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4565937.stm[/URL]

Slow news day?

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4565937.stm[/URL]

Slow news day?

Jesus. FFS. Earth shattering revelations there.

File under "Don't give a damn"

You made me click that. I read some of the tedium before my crap filters dropped into place. I hold you personally responsible.

I can't even summon the emotion to laugh.

I wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up.

Where's my news headline?

Hopefully, he'll take Posh along with him

and leave her there when he comes back

Light wrote:
> I wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up.

I'm sorry to have to be the one to bring you down to earth, Light, but...

Do you see what I did there?

*loads shotgun*

Russia already sent a dog into space, why bother launching a mongoloid?

Unless he's been told that giant spiders live on Mars and want to sponsor him?

You can teach a dog to play football, but you can never send a footballer into space.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Jesus. FFS. Earth shattering revelations there.
>
> File under "Don't give a damn"
>
> You made me click that. I read some of the tedium before my crap
> filters dropped into place. I hold you personally responsible.

Hahaha!! Ahem.

Astronaut indeed.. The man has obviously been viewing too much Gattaca.