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The Peter Pan of Pop, Cliff Richard, has broken his 22 year silence on the console wars, declaring, “It’s the PS3 for me!”
First asked in December 1982 which his favourite video game system was, Cliff talked at length on the various merits of Atari’s 2600, the Intellivision and the Colecovision, but said he could not choose a favourite. Now, with many consoles coming and going in the meantime, he’s finally decided that the PS3 is the one.
The announcement came late last night. Cliff called a press conference, which many thought would simply be a thank you for fans that propelled his latest single, ‘What Car’, to number 12 in the hit parade, but he shocked all by talking at length about the forthcoming batch of games consoles.
It may seem, however, that Cliff has spoken prematurely, as Nintendo’s ‘Revolution’ had yet to be revealed at the time. But Cliff claims to have already considered this, “Listen,” he said, “I’ve waited this long, I’m not going to shoot my load prematurely. I know all about the Revolution, God has spoken to me of it’s charm, but I don’t think it’s for me. PS3 is the one.”
Cliff, using a Microsoft Powerpoint presentation, showcased a number of photographs of the PS3, all bordered with little fluffy pink hearts. “I plan to marry the console,” said Cliff, whose bachelor life has often led to questions regarding his sexuality, “I know of a preacher man who is willing to carry out the ceremony. Sue Barker’s not coming, but she has given us her blessing.”
When he came to a shot of the sleek new controllers he said, “And these are my new children. Aren’t they beautiful?” The moment, however, was ruined by Rolf Harris, heckling from the crowd. His cry of, “Gimme back my boomerang,” was met with stifled laughs. Cliff managed to restore order by commanding God to smite Rolf with a thunderbolt.
Cliff went on to complete the show with something of a shock, dropping his pants to reveal that he’s replaced his manhood with a special adapter to enable him to ‘interface’ with the console and consummate the marriage. “It’s time,” he said, the sweat practically pouring from his face as he placed his hands on his shiny gold-plated balls, “these babies are going to explode if I don’t get me some action soon
Cliff Richard’s latest album, “Something’s Goin’ On”, is currently available in all good music stores.
First asked in December 1982 which his favourite video game system was, Cliff talked at length on the various merits of Atari’s 2600, the Intellivision and the Colecovision, but said he could not choose a favourite. Now, with many consoles coming and going in the meantime, he’s finally decided that the PS3 is the one.
The announcement came late last night. Cliff called a press conference, which many thought would simply be a thank you for fans that propelled his latest single, ‘What Car’, to number 12 in the hit parade, but he shocked all by talking at length about the forthcoming batch of games consoles.
It may seem, however, that Cliff has spoken prematurely, as Nintendo’s ‘Revolution’ had yet to be revealed at the time. But Cliff claims to have already considered this, “Listen,” he said, “I’ve waited this long, I’m not going to shoot my load prematurely. I know all about the Revolution, God has spoken to me of it’s charm, but I don’t think it’s for me. PS3 is the one.”
Cliff, using a Microsoft Powerpoint presentation, showcased a number of photographs of the PS3, all bordered with little fluffy pink hearts. “I plan to marry the console,” said Cliff, whose bachelor life has often led to questions regarding his sexuality, “I know of a preacher man who is willing to carry out the ceremony. Sue Barker’s not coming, but she has given us her blessing.”
When he came to a shot of the sleek new controllers he said, “And these are my new children. Aren’t they beautiful?” The moment, however, was ruined by Rolf Harris, heckling from the crowd. His cry of, “Gimme back my boomerang,” was met with stifled laughs. Cliff managed to restore order by commanding God to smite Rolf with a thunderbolt.
Cliff went on to complete the show with something of a shock, dropping his pants to reveal that he’s replaced his manhood with a special adapter to enable him to ‘interface’ with the console and consummate the marriage. “It’s time,” he said, the sweat practically pouring from his face as he placed his hands on his shiny gold-plated balls, “these babies are going to explode if I don’t get me some action soon
Cliff Richard’s latest album, “Something’s Goin’ On”, is currently available in all good music stores.
Cliff Richard's real middle name is Rodger. With a 'd'.
mattributé wrote:
> GLC quote.
Spot on...for some reason, the passage I quoted made me think of that song...I think it was the whole 'interfacing with a computer' bit...
> GLC quote.
Spot on...for some reason, the passage I quoted made me think of that song...I think it was the whole 'interfacing with a computer' bit...
Cong_Man wrote:
> Half-man, Half-machine, what does it mean? What does it mean?
GLC quote.
Meka, you're banging them off at record speed now - keep it up.
> Half-man, Half-machine, what does it mean? What does it mean?
GLC quote.
Meka, you're banging them off at record speed now - keep it up.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Sue Barker’s not coming, but she has given us her blessing.”
:D Good stuff.
> Sue Barker’s not coming, but she has given us her blessing.”
:D Good stuff.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Cliff went on to complete the show with something of a shock,
> dropping his pants to reveal that he’s replaced his manhood with a
> special adapter to enable him to ‘interface’ with the console and
> consummate the marriage.
Half-man, Half-machine, what does it mean? What does it mean?
> Cliff went on to complete the show with something of a shock,
> dropping his pants to reveal that he’s replaced his manhood with a
> special adapter to enable him to ‘interface’ with the console and
> consummate the marriage.
Half-man, Half-machine, what does it mean? What does it mean?
The Peter Pan of Pop, Cliff Richard, has broken his 22 year silence on the console wars, declaring, “It’s the PS3 for me!”
First asked in December 1982 which his favourite video game system was, Cliff talked at length on the various merits of Atari’s 2600, the Intellivision and the Colecovision, but said he could not choose a favourite. Now, with many consoles coming and going in the meantime, he’s finally decided that the PS3 is the one.
The announcement came late last night. Cliff called a press conference, which many thought would simply be a thank you for fans that propelled his latest single, ‘What Car’, to number 12 in the hit parade, but he shocked all by talking at length about the forthcoming batch of games consoles.
It may seem, however, that Cliff has spoken prematurely, as Nintendo’s ‘Revolution’ had yet to be revealed at the time. But Cliff claims to have already considered this, “Listen,” he said, “I’ve waited this long, I’m not going to shoot my load prematurely. I know all about the Revolution, God has spoken to me of it’s charm, but I don’t think it’s for me. PS3 is the one.”
Cliff, using a Microsoft Powerpoint presentation, showcased a number of photographs of the PS3, all bordered with little fluffy pink hearts. “I plan to marry the console,” said Cliff, whose bachelor life has often led to questions regarding his sexuality, “I know of a preacher man who is willing to carry out the ceremony. Sue Barker’s not coming, but she has given us her blessing.”
When he came to a shot of the sleek new controllers he said, “And these are my new children. Aren’t they beautiful?” The moment, however, was ruined by Rolf Harris, heckling from the crowd. His cry of, “Gimme back my boomerang,” was met with stifled laughs. Cliff managed to restore order by commanding God to smite Rolf with a thunderbolt.
Cliff went on to complete the show with something of a shock, dropping his pants to reveal that he’s replaced his manhood with a special adapter to enable him to ‘interface’ with the console and consummate the marriage. “It’s time,” he said, the sweat practically pouring from his face as he placed his hands on his shiny gold-plated balls, “these babies are going to explode if I don’t get me some action soon
Cliff Richard’s latest album, “Something’s Goin’ On”, is currently available in all good music stores.
First asked in December 1982 which his favourite video game system was, Cliff talked at length on the various merits of Atari’s 2600, the Intellivision and the Colecovision, but said he could not choose a favourite. Now, with many consoles coming and going in the meantime, he’s finally decided that the PS3 is the one.
The announcement came late last night. Cliff called a press conference, which many thought would simply be a thank you for fans that propelled his latest single, ‘What Car’, to number 12 in the hit parade, but he shocked all by talking at length about the forthcoming batch of games consoles.
It may seem, however, that Cliff has spoken prematurely, as Nintendo’s ‘Revolution’ had yet to be revealed at the time. But Cliff claims to have already considered this, “Listen,” he said, “I’ve waited this long, I’m not going to shoot my load prematurely. I know all about the Revolution, God has spoken to me of it’s charm, but I don’t think it’s for me. PS3 is the one.”
Cliff, using a Microsoft Powerpoint presentation, showcased a number of photographs of the PS3, all bordered with little fluffy pink hearts. “I plan to marry the console,” said Cliff, whose bachelor life has often led to questions regarding his sexuality, “I know of a preacher man who is willing to carry out the ceremony. Sue Barker’s not coming, but she has given us her blessing.”
When he came to a shot of the sleek new controllers he said, “And these are my new children. Aren’t they beautiful?” The moment, however, was ruined by Rolf Harris, heckling from the crowd. His cry of, “Gimme back my boomerang,” was met with stifled laughs. Cliff managed to restore order by commanding God to smite Rolf with a thunderbolt.
Cliff went on to complete the show with something of a shock, dropping his pants to reveal that he’s replaced his manhood with a special adapter to enable him to ‘interface’ with the console and consummate the marriage. “It’s time,” he said, the sweat practically pouring from his face as he placed his hands on his shiny gold-plated balls, “these babies are going to explode if I don’t get me some action soon
Cliff Richard’s latest album, “Something’s Goin’ On”, is currently available in all good music stores.