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"I apologise."

Oh yes I do. I apologise greatly, in fact. I apologise for seemingly being the trigger for the slew of 'The Surrealist' related links which spread like wildfire over this board yesterday evening.

I promise I won't do it again.

Memorandum! wrote:
> well, not all other girls have those rolls to go along with the
> boobs.

Memo.. I have never even spoken to you. Plus i have never said i was a size 8 skinny blonde. So butt out. Geez..I dont even have to say anything and i get slagged off.

forgiveness accepted.

Memorandum! wrote:
> I was talking about her rolls of carpet.
> What do YOU think I was talking about?!?!

It is a jungle down there.

Her chicken salad rolls...oops, misunderstanding.

I was talking about her rolls of carpet.
What do YOU think I was talking about?!?!

I'm not even going to react to that...

Cong_Man wrote:
> Lucy's Boobs Anyone else's boobs (sorry ladies but it's true).

well, not all other girls have those rolls to go along with the boobs.

The "wubba wubba" scale.

Cong_Man wrote:
> Contrary to all of the below...
>
> Nothing and no-one can beat the supreme pwnage of Lucy Breasts.
>
> Lucy's Boobs Anyone else's boobs (sorry ladies but it's true).

I'm sure there's some sort of scientific test...

Just poke his eyes out or get him sacked.