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Awful, awful film that I watched on Sky Movies the other night. It doesn't seem to know what it wants to be at all. Is it a horror? (barely?) is it a thriller? (maybe, but it totally changes angle midway through.)
At first I thought it was a story about who killed some old priest guy (it was the Sin Eater), so then who was the Sin Eater? Oh, it tells you half way through. Then it seems to be asking the question whether priest Heath Ledger should do it with mad Shannnynn Sausagesmon.
Robocop was in it too, but he didn't do much at all.
Plus there was some tubby bearded guy in it too, for really poor comic relief. He got a nail in him and spent most of the rest of the movie in the hospital.
Waste of a couple of hours.
The Sinitta Eater would have been a better movie. Sinitta drives around in a big red GTO for a bit whilst men try to be SO Macho and eat her.
At first I thought it was a story about who killed some old priest guy (it was the Sin Eater), so then who was the Sin Eater? Oh, it tells you half way through. Then it seems to be asking the question whether priest Heath Ledger should do it with mad Shannnynn Sausagesmon.
Robocop was in it too, but he didn't do much at all.
Plus there was some tubby bearded guy in it too, for really poor comic relief. He got a nail in him and spent most of the rest of the movie in the hospital.
Waste of a couple of hours.
The Sinitta Eater would have been a better movie. Sinitta drives around in a big red GTO for a bit whilst men try to be SO Macho and eat her.
I actually went to see The Day After Tomorrow at the cinema. The first half hour or so was mildly interesting, it set up an atmosphere slightly, then it crashed faster than Hear Says' time at the top.
The rest of the 2 and a half hour odd film was them burning books in a library, broken up by a Russian ship randomly crusing in.
Strangest parts : 'We'll be safe in the library' - about 2 flights off the ground, way below other buildings that were drenched
Loads of people suddenly appeared on rooftops at the end and the people in the Library were supposed to be the only survivors
And of course there was a comedian ticket seller. Someone asked "When can I have a refund ?!"
Can you guess the response ?
That's right. "The Day after Tomorrow"
The rest of the 2 and a half hour odd film was them burning books in a library, broken up by a Russian ship randomly crusing in.
Strangest parts : 'We'll be safe in the library' - about 2 flights off the ground, way below other buildings that were drenched
Loads of people suddenly appeared on rooftops at the end and the people in the Library were supposed to be the only survivors
And of course there was a comedian ticket seller. Someone asked "When can I have a refund ?!"
Can you guess the response ?
That's right. "The Day after Tomorrow"
In X-Men 2 they had some trouble with some water.
Nope sorry, the worst film of recent late is in fact "The Day After Tomorrow"
When the highlight is Donnie Darko trying to outrun frost, you know it's time to smash your eyes out with a hammer.
When the highlight is Donnie Darko trying to outrun frost, you know it's time to smash your eyes out with a hammer.
Mostly the same cast and director as "A Knights Tale"
It sucked. Big time.
It sucked. Big time.
If I saw a ghost, I'd probably stop playing football. Especially if it was a relative.
I bet it wasn't as bad as When Saturday Comes, starring Sean 'Boromir' Bean. Worst football movie ever, which means it's in good company with every football movie ever made. The best bit was when he looked up in the crowd and saw the ghost of his dead brother smiling back at him. He smiled back, turned around and set up a goal. Magic.
I don't know about you, but if I'd paid my money for a seat and there was a ghost sitting in it, I'd be pretty angry.
I don't know about you, but if I'd paid my money for a seat and there was a ghost sitting in it, I'd be pretty angry.
Awful, awful film that I watched on Sky Movies the other night. It doesn't seem to know what it wants to be at all. Is it a horror? (barely?) is it a thriller? (maybe, but it totally changes angle midway through.)
At first I thought it was a story about who killed some old priest guy (it was the Sin Eater), so then who was the Sin Eater? Oh, it tells you half way through. Then it seems to be asking the question whether priest Heath Ledger should do it with mad Shannnynn Sausagesmon.
Robocop was in it too, but he didn't do much at all.
Plus there was some tubby bearded guy in it too, for really poor comic relief. He got a nail in him and spent most of the rest of the movie in the hospital.
Waste of a couple of hours.
The Sinitta Eater would have been a better movie. Sinitta drives around in a big red GTO for a bit whilst men try to be SO Macho and eat her.
At first I thought it was a story about who killed some old priest guy (it was the Sin Eater), so then who was the Sin Eater? Oh, it tells you half way through. Then it seems to be asking the question whether priest Heath Ledger should do it with mad Shannnynn Sausagesmon.
Robocop was in it too, but he didn't do much at all.
Plus there was some tubby bearded guy in it too, for really poor comic relief. He got a nail in him and spent most of the rest of the movie in the hospital.
Waste of a couple of hours.
The Sinitta Eater would have been a better movie. Sinitta drives around in a big red GTO for a bit whilst men try to be SO Macho and eat her.