It's FRIDAY! The 13th!
> My mates older brother is a sergeant, he gets let off all sorts of
> stuff. Git.
The amount of times I've been lifted?
"What's your name"
"Oh, ___'s son?"
"We'll just drop you off at home eh?"
It's not big, it's not clever.....
 Untill I was out of order after a bad break up. Spent the night in the cell, got fingerprinted, got home for a furious father waiting up for me at 6am (copper mates had told him) and a serious boll____. Not good, never done that again...
> You were drunk at 9?
> thats some dedicated parenting.
12 possibly. I'm a coppers son. We're the most rebellious of the lot.
> Someone had a heart attack whil'st my mum was teaching her class. Then
> on the way home a biker went through her back window. And i'm still
> waiting for the slave to get my damn pizza.
> Really is Friday the 13th
Tell her to hurry up..bloody women, it's not as if she's busy!
thats some dedicated parenting.
> I first heard that on the way to the south of France - I was 9.
I was introduced to it by a female friend.
"You've got to listen to this"
"Aye....Who the ____ is this?"
I was drunk so, be gentle....