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"Where's Kilroy?"

So... he didn't win the election? Did he even win a single seat? So wait... what you're saying that his Veritas party was a complete and utter failure in every possible respect? But... he said his party was the best! He lied to us!

"Here's hoping he can fit all of his massive orange face in front of the shotgun"
Goatboy, the other day

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> "Here's hoping he can fit all of his massive orange face in
> front of the shotgun"
> Goatboy, the other day
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Hahahahaha, I forgot about that.
*notes it down for future use*

Put all those who voted Shaft and UKIP and BNP together ... and that is rather a lot of people. If the country gets too crowded, there's one place to start. They're all chavs anyway, so who cares?

160 people in my constituency voted for a complete nutcase, they actually went out their way to do so.

He wanted free brothel access to council workers, that might explain some.

whats shocking is that there are 2,000 people in Erewash who voted for him. 2,000. That's a lot of idiots.

He came into some pubs the other week to annoy us even more.

I'm glad he got nothing.

Mabye they counted some more later as it was clear he was going nowhere.

Maybe, it was about 6% I think, which is rubbish.

I thought he got just over 2 thousand.

Yeah, he got about 3-4 thousand.

I thought he was going to crack and explode into 'to share or to shaft'.

I have an election hangover, I can't study.

Mrs Light used to work at Erewash museum, and so had the misfortune to meet him in the flesh as he came round campaigning.

Apparently, two members of staff had to be ordered off the premises whilst he was there cos they wanted to give him their opinions as to what kind of man he was.

And he's even more tannned when one meets him in the flesh.

~shudder~