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"heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes..."

Oh, FFS.. my brother comes on this site, and doesn't sign off.
This is Niddle...



heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes,
and eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!

Argh, I'm going to have that running through my head forever.

After school, 500 people from my school line dup in 'Yard', and 'sung and danced' to 'Heads, Shoulders...'.

Why?

So that we could; a) get into the guiness book of records for the biggest 'performance' of 'Heads, Shoulders...', and b) to inflate a guy in the year above's ego.

Nice.

*Russian accent* How much for the little girl?

Shush. You're scaring my (imaginary) children :-|

Not again, surely?!?

Mmm..scaaaaandalousss...! :D Skeleton's in the Cong_Man closet??? *giggles somemore*

Maybe she Dosen`t know about his secret children :)

*giggles* Now we get the jist of what he's been up to whilst Lucy Jane's been on the West Coast..

California Dreamin' indeed! :D

Starvin' your children and haggling are ya..??

Kidding..:P

Cong_Man wrote:
> Nope. I'm already starving my kids to sell it at this price.


Kids ?
Are they your secret children?

No sale.

Sorry.

I offer:
£0.05
$613
ó12
£16000

Sorry I never learned how to haggle. Final offer £0.00

By haggle, i assume you mean seduce/steal/molest