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"bash.org"

Yes, it's old, but some people may not have heard of it...

Basically, it's a collection of genius conversations that have taken place over IRC, and they're all real/unedited etc... for example:

hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can ****?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

Oh, it may be unsuitable for little kids or whatever. Pfft.

[URL]http://bash.org[/URL]

It's not from bash.org but I think it's amusing anyway, basically its my quit message from IRC.

(@chz) i'll try to hook up my ass to mirc so you can have someone at your own level to talk with

On topic however, bash.org is a wonderful site, although I'm sure similar crap could be found in my logs :]

[edit] If anyone points out the obvious about my last sentence then I'll burninate them :F

Paradox: wrote:

>chipseh?

@hotmail.com :)

there's no such thing as bisexuals.

They can be summed up by the following two adjectives:

- greedy
- desperate

I would go into the explanation of how a lesbian can be defined as a bi.
But I need to take a dump.

Communist Jim wrote:
> Lesbians Para.
> L-E-S-B-I-A-N-S.
>
> :(

My girlfriend is a lesbian I think.

Gah, yeah, but, Shut up just shut up.

do you have msn chipseh?

Paradox: wrote:

> Also I dont know what IRC is.

Internet relay chat. :)

Lesbians Para.
L-E-S-B-I-A-N-S.

:(

Heh it's not me.

Note absence of a :

Also I dont know what IRC is.

So, guys, I have some news.
I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard c**k.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
:)
They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
I'm not sure.
I'm sure your hard c**k is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.

pwned.