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"Is eBay spasticated?"

Edit: I just read the warning, damn.

Okay, to completely save this thread from being useless, here's a joke.

Your mum is so fat, she stepped out in front of my car the other day and it took a week to swerve round her.

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Am I the only one that laughed at the joke?

Unfortunetly not.

"tampons in with a bazooka" be the best "thine birth-wench" joke.

The Perfect Store: eBay

Spot the mistake.

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Am I the only one that laughed at the joke?

No?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Damn.

Hoju wrote:
> That joke was of a poor quality

Am I the only one that laughed at the joke?

Cong_Man wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Am I bored waiting for a certain girl to get ready to go out?
>
> Why? What have you got planned for when she is out?

Taking a guess
I'd say he dresses up in his police uniform and does... stuff.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Am I bored waiting for a certain girl to get ready to go out?

Why? What have you got planned for when she is out?

> Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Is eB spasticated?

I'm gonna have you warned!

Am I bored waiting for a certain girl to get ready to go out? You bet your ass I am.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Is eBay spasticated?

Yep.