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Just out of interest, how would you take over the world? I mean, if you could?
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Yeah, if Grix told you..he'd have to kill you..
A big f*f***-off stick.
Mumbai Duck wrote:
> You could make it a chain mail to save time - "if you don't
> forward this e-mail to tell 5 people they've been pwned by me in the
> next 24 hours, your mum will get migranes and I'll hurt a cute
> puppy"
And the sad thing is that it could work. If you made the right machine.
> You could make it a chain mail to save time - "if you don't
> forward this e-mail to tell 5 people they've been pwned by me in the
> next 24 hours, your mum will get migranes and I'll hurt a cute
> puppy"
And the sad thing is that it could work. If you made the right machine.
You could make it a chain mail to save time - "if you don't forward this e-mail to tell 5 people they've been pwned by me in the next 24 hours, your mum will get migranes and I'll hurt a cute puppy"
Like the Romans.
Personally, I'd so it through a series of emails, going thusly:
Dear *insert country name here*,
pwned
Regards,
Personally, I'd so it through a series of emails, going thusly:
Dear *insert country name here*,
pwned
Regards,
Much of the world has developed to the point where control by manipulation has replaced control by force.
It sounds less oppressive and total, but if it gets the job done...
It sounds less oppressive and total, but if it gets the job done...
The world has developed so it is harder for one person to control it. That's why I want to travel back to victorian times and appear in a blinding flash of light. I could tell some people about the future's inventions, allowing the earth to develop even more quickly, with me as it's ruler. Then it's just a case of jumping back to present day, and returning like a god. And then I'll be in charge! Don't worry, I'll spare some of you.
Goatboy, you can be the new Crossbob. Crossbob, you're Goatboy's assistant. Kilgore, you get to be the pope. Hedfix... just do something.
Goatboy, you can be the new Crossbob. Crossbob, you're Goatboy's assistant. Kilgore, you get to be the pope. Hedfix... just do something.
Neil Armstorng was animatronic.
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Goatboy is Bill Gates!
Goatboy is Bill Gates!
I'd use a computer system I had designed to give people the illusion that they were using an information superhighway, but I would ensure that 99% of people would only use it for porn and downloading music - thereby keeping them numb and under the illusion of intelligence.
Meanwhile, whilst everybody is happily spanking off and listening to Metallica, I'd be outside stealing your women and wandering about in the sunshine - safe in the knowledge that IQs were dropping, spelling was worsening and that there are actually people stupid enough to believe the moon landing was a fake.
Meanwhile, whilst everybody is happily spanking off and listening to Metallica, I'd be outside stealing your women and wandering about in the sunshine - safe in the knowledge that IQs were dropping, spelling was worsening and that there are actually people stupid enough to believe the moon landing was a fake.
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