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There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here. "The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing!! I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
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That was a great joke. I wish I could sound sarcastic but I can't.
Is it me or has this joke been done 3946393459347 time in twice as many variations?
The punch line was average - funny
Did you really have to demean Michael Jackson as he goes through his Court case?
He was hiding behind a newspaper because he burns easily as he's made of plastic
Did you really have to demean Michael Jackson as he goes through his Court case?
He was hiding behind a newspaper because he burns easily as he's made of plastic
The bit abput fire amused me. Apart from that I was not too amused. Better than a few my friend told me the other day though.
Get a new one.
My willy hurts. :(
And a g-clamp.
With your teeth.
I once mistaked a mans penis for a bird aswell.
BROKE ITS NECK TOO.
BROKE ITS NECK TOO.
Ow.
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