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Text courtesy of Snuggly, coding by myself. Enjoy!
Text courtesy of Snuggly, coding by myself. Enjoy!
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Cyborg Cyborg
Cyborg Eagle. Excellent. Flying metal creature of death.
Anything with the word "Cyborg" in front works the best:
Cyborg Impact
Cyborg Damage
Cyborg Pain
Cyborg Trouble
Cyborg Death
Cyborg War
Cyborg Killers
Cyborg Explosions
Cyborg Fighter
Cyborg Cyborg
Cyborg Eagle
Cyborg Soldier
Cyborg Robot
Cyborg Impact
Cyborg Damage
Cyborg Pain
Cyborg Trouble
Cyborg Death
Cyborg War
Cyborg Killers
Cyborg Explosions
Cyborg Fighter
Cyborg Cyborg
Cyborg Eagle
Cyborg Soldier
Cyborg Robot
Reminds me of those Visual Basic apps we made featuring hundreds of choice boxes with random outputs. Progress!
"Unecessary Explosions". Best. Title. Ever.
"Jean Claude Van-Damme stars as Randy Bunflex in Bloody Robots, in which he portrays a time-travelling cop whose bank manager has been kidnapped by a local gang of Muslims, taking him on a quest to such exciting locations as a school. The twist is he's dead! Co-starring Roger Moore."
I giggled.
Good stuff.
*sniggers*
"Bunflex"
I giggled.
Good stuff.
*sniggers*
"Bunflex"
Those dirty Ruskies are busy, I'm telling you.
Mr Snuggly wrote:
>The twist is he's just a figment of his own imagination!
haa, the twists are the best part of it.
>The twist is he's just a figment of his own imagination!
haa, the twists are the best part of it.
Damn. Mines actually believable!
"Hung"
*sniggers*
"Hung"
*sniggers*
Jean Claude Van-Damme stars as Dallas Hung in Maximum Explosions, in which he portrays a renegade cop whose brother has been kidnapped by a local gang of stereotypical Russians, taking him on a quest to such exciting locations as an airport. The twist is his Brother is evil and working for the Mob! Co-starring Dennis Hopper.
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