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Hey ho!
The witch is dead,
I ground her brains
to make some bread,
And forever, I shall be,
Under the bridge,
Full of glee,
I took my bat,
And hit her head,
And she fell down,
Stone-cold dead,
And forever, I shall be,
Under the bridge,
Full of glee,
He rolled off,
And hit the ground,
The teacher and I,
Began to pound,
Upon her head with glee,
Dirty, dirty, old Maggie!
I'm a teacher,
Tall and proud,
I don't care,
For the crowd,
I went to the Tate you see,
Knocked the head off old Maggie.
The witch is dead,
I ground her brains
to make some bread,
And forever, I shall be,
Under the bridge,
Full of glee,
I took my bat,
And hit her head,
And she fell down,
Stone-cold dead,
And forever, I shall be,
Under the bridge,
Full of glee,
He rolled off,
And hit the ground,
The teacher and I,
Began to pound,
Upon her head with glee,
Dirty, dirty, old Maggie!
I'm a teacher,
Tall and proud,
I don't care,
For the crowd,
I went to the Tate you see,
Knocked the head off old Maggie.
That was great. Not. Ahyuk ahyuk.
Hey ho!
The witch is dead,
I ground her brains
to make some bread,
And forever, I shall be,
Under the bridge,
Full of glee,
I took my bat,
And hit her head,
And she fell down,
Stone-cold dead,
And forever, I shall be,
Under the bridge,
Full of glee,
He rolled off,
And hit the ground,
The teacher and I,
Began to pound,
Upon her head with glee,
Dirty, dirty, old Maggie!
I'm a teacher,
Tall and proud,
I don't care,
For the crowd,
I went to the Tate you see,
Knocked the head off old Maggie.
The witch is dead,
I ground her brains
to make some bread,
And forever, I shall be,
Under the bridge,
Full of glee,
I took my bat,
And hit her head,
And she fell down,
Stone-cold dead,
And forever, I shall be,
Under the bridge,
Full of glee,
He rolled off,
And hit the ground,
The teacher and I,
Began to pound,
Upon her head with glee,
Dirty, dirty, old Maggie!
I'm a teacher,
Tall and proud,
I don't care,
For the crowd,
I went to the Tate you see,
Knocked the head off old Maggie.