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"Knocking off time"

So I'm at EB's parents house, sitting by the garden patio door type thing.

His Dad comes skipping/dancing down the garden...

English_Bloke "What was that for, Dad?"

Mr_Bloke "It's my knocking off time"

Little too much info methinks.

I found this quite amusing and when his dad asked what was so funny, EB just had to tell him...

Lawrence wrote:
> Nothing gets past you :o)

I thought you were saying you wouldn't be able to read it because of the cold weather. You're saying EB feels the cold severely all year round though. :D

Lawrence wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> He has it tattooed on his forehead then?
>
> His penis actually. He's lucky his birthday isn't in December, or
> September, or November...

:O
Evil

Nothing gets past you :o)

Because it wouldn't fit.

Hedfix wrote:
> Lawrence wrote:
> I added a space, and changed 'mw' to 'me'
>
> Of course I know his birthday..he reminds me every time he see's me.
>
> He has it tattooed on his forehead then?

His penis actually. He's lucky his birthday isn't in December, or September, or November...

Yeah. Right.

This brings us to that all importan question. "Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

The answer is of course "Because you touch yourself at night!

Doesn't everyone?

Lawrence wrote:
> I added a space, and changed 'mw' to 'me'
>
> Of course I know his birthday..he reminds me every time he see's me.

He has it tattooed on his forehead then?

It's his dad doing the 'bashing'.