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"No food or drink allowed"

Everything is so PC these days. I'm not even allowed to eat or drink in a room with high technological equipment in. Wh.. whats up with that?

Sticky keyboards upset the cleaners.

He didnt care about rights, he just wanted to stop grease gannin everywhere man. Inconsiderate if you ask me.

Marcini wrote:
> I was eating a few pies in your local library today (National Pie
> Consumption Day)and a member of staff came over and said 'I'm sorry
> Mr. Shabang, ye canne eat in ere, y'll get grease all awer man' (Hes
> a Geordie). So I said to him 'Stop telling me what to do Mr.
> Girrawer. Dont you think you've put my kind through enough? Day by
> day I get told to not grease up your books and for what? So you can
> preserve them for future generations? Just let me eat my pies.' Then
> he says 'Ye can eat on the computers like. Would you like an internet
> computer? Dinnet worry like, thes nee porn on it'.
>
> Wasnt I just the victum standing up for my right?

Maybe he was the victim standing up for the library's right to stop people eating pies while in the library. I'm sure that right is down on paper somewhere. :D

Yummy.

I agree 1980% that everythings too PC.

But that has nothing to do with food and drink next to stuff.

Lou Bega wrote:
> If? If? Well mister wise as, what would happen 'IF' i happened to take
> a bath in molten lead.... Oh My God I'd Be Killed!

That's what Homer said in the Simpsons, except he said 'slipped on a bar of soap' not 'a bath in molten lead'

You. Lose.

I was eating a few pies in your local library today (National Pie Consumption Day)and a member of staff came over and said 'I'm sorry Mr. Shabang, ye canne eat in ere, y'll get grease all awer man' (Hes a Geordie). So I said to him 'Stop telling me what to do Mr. Girrawer. Dont you think you've put my kind through enough? Day by day I get told to not grease up your books and for what? So you can preserve them for future generations? Just let me eat my pies.' Then he says 'Ye can eat on the computers like. Would you like an internet computer? Dinnet worry like, thes nee porn on it'.

Wasnt I just the victum standing up for my right?

True, but think what you could do in that extra half second...

I'd be killed eventually though wouldn't I mister physics guy.

Lou Bega wrote:
> If? If? Well mister wise as, what would happen 'IF' i happened to take
> a bath in molten lead.... Oh My God I'd Be Killed!

Not necessarily, if you were covered in water, you could sit in there for a reasonable length of time, whilst film boiling prevents you charring.