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Mon 04/04/05 at 13:43
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See the below article. I wonder if that means there were stone age evangelists telling them it was sinful...


Stone age porn

Archaeologists in Germany have found what could be the oldest pornographic scene in the world.

They have unearthed what they believe to be the 7,200-year-old figurines of a couple having sex, reports the Guardian.

The find, at an archaeological dig in Leipzig, shatters the belief that sex was a taboo subject in the stone age era.

First, Harald Stäuble of the Archaeological Institute of Saxony, discovered the 8cm lower half of a man, which he named Adonis von Zschernitz.

One month later, Dr Stäuble found what could be the matching female figurine.

Dr Stäuble said: "Adonis is bent forward and the female figure is bent forward even more.

"There are two ways of looking at this. The first is that they were doing a ritual dance, but the other possibility is that the man and woman were copulating and that he was standing behind her.

"The copulation option is far more likely, and would make this the oldest representation ever of a pornographic scene."
Tue 05/04/05 at 23:57
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Very_Metal wrote:

> bah. "faster pussycat, kill! kill!" was definitive meyer :)

That might be next.
Mon 04/04/05 at 23:52
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ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Speaking of Stone Age porn, I ordered Russ Meyers 'Beneath the valley
> of the Ultravixens' this week.

bah. "faster pussycat, kill! kill!" was definitive meyer :)
Mon 04/04/05 at 22:39
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rover5fan wrote:
> wot the hell........ cant u people find a proper girl friend in stead
> of lookin a pornographic imaged...ghee.......only jokin...


That was funny.
Mon 04/04/05 at 20:11
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There wasn't an image...I checked...
Mon 04/04/05 at 20:00
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wot the hell........ cant u people find a proper girl friend in stead of lookin a pornographic imaged...ghee.......only jokin...
Mon 04/04/05 at 19:35
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Speaking of Stone Age porn, I ordered Russ Meyers 'Beneath the valley of the Ultravixens' this week.

Your pity is not wanted.
Mon 04/04/05 at 19:08
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He gave the man a name but not the woman?

Sexist pig, he needs to die. I bet he bumps them together and makes the noises.
Mon 04/04/05 at 18:42
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Or anal.
Mon 04/04/05 at 15:35
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Evangelists?

Going by Forest Fan, don't most of them believe that the world is only 6000 years old anyway?
So these clearly pre-date people.

Perhaps these were God's prototype before he made us for real.
He wanted to get every last detail right!
Does that mean we can tell them that God especially designed us to do doggy style? ;-)
Mon 04/04/05 at 14:40
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"Wanking Mong"
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~sigh~

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Cretin.

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