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"Pope on the ropes"

He's dead, actually. Just wanted an excuse to use that gag.

I think he'd like to be remembered like this: [URL]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=pope+breakdancing&hl=en[/URL]

"So does anyone know when the premium rate phonelines open for the general public to vote for their new 'Pope Idol'?"

Someone posted this on our internal newsgroup this morning. No, it wasn't me.

POPE KO'd by GOD

I wish I was a newspaper editor.

I think so.

It annoys me greatly, because it's an old woman's paper, but I still read it.

Gah.

I didn't actually buy one. Just saw it there in the paper shop (as I put together Mails... That paper sucks so much, not only is it full of crap, but about a million people buy it in my village alone.

God knows why we have the Post anyway. It's Scottish yes?

My Sunday Post has about 15 pages at the beginning about him and his life.
Yours may have been printed a bit early, mine wasn't.


Anyway, i was up in teh shop, and I glanced at the headlines:

"Pope dead"
"Pope dead"
"The Pope has died"
"Prince Harry Cheats On Girlfriend" (Pope Dead in small top corner, see pages 8 + 9 for details)

Yup.
That's the News Of The WOrld For You.

I chuckled at the Sunday Post's headlines this morning:

"The Pope Loses Consciousness!"

I think they may have printed their papers a little too early.

Where's the picture of him stopping bullets?

Are you going to tell them that you turned the "Father, Son, Holy Spirit" hand movement into a body-pop?

He's dead, actually. Just wanted an excuse to use that gag.

I think he'd like to be remembered like this: [URL]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=pope+breakdancing&hl=en[/URL]