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"i wonder why girls go for bad boys"

why

Simon Says wrote:
> As a result this documentary reckoned that there are a disturbingly large number of people who's daddy isn't who they think it is

I have a September birthday so my dad could be anybody from the Christmas party the year before.

I saw a disturbing documentary about how women go for feminine pretty boys like Tom Cruise most of the time, with features that conform to the "golden ratio" etc etc, but at times of the month when they are most likely to concieve they're also more attracted to Gorilla type cave men who have better genes from a hunting, killing, surviving in the jungle point of view. As a result this documentary reckoned that there are a disturbingly large number of people who's daddy isn't who they think it is, because their Mommy did the dirty with the ape man who works the night shift at the 24 hour garage down the street.

P.S Hope I haven't offended any pretty boys, Gorillas, Cavemen, Mommies, Daddies or night shift or garage staff with my sweeping generalisations. . .

or Tom Cruise, sorry Tom!

Zeus wrote:
> SnoopDogg wrote:
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> Izzle manizzle fo shizzle! Blame the dawg why don't you!
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> Sure.
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> It's your fault, dogbreath
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> And now, in Chavish, so you understand : "Ite. Homie, u taken a
> bad, dawg, shizzle fizzle nizzle gizzle"

Your crazy : )

Mouldy Cheese wrote:
> I love you Cong Man.

I love you too, oh Mouldy one.

SnoopDogg wrote:

> Izzle manizzle fo shizzle! Blame the dawg why don't you!

Sure.

It's your fault, dogbreath

And now, in Chavish, so you understand : "Ite. Homie, u taken a bad, dawg, shizzle fizzle nizzle gizzle"

i like it, a lot wrote:
> stop talking in chav/townie and speck like normle people WOULD YOU.

Hee hee..

I love you Cong Man.

Whats with all the 'Izzle''s?..

SnoopDogg wrote:
> chav alert!!!

Snoop He's joking. Geez..

Cong_Man wrote:
> *Highly Excitable* wrote:
> I hope your depth is noticed.
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> The rest of the thread has dissolved into conversations about very
> little.
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> Woof...
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> Apologies, completely my fault. For some reason I can't resist
> posting rubbish when Snoop is in da hizzle.
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> Fo' shizzle ma nizzle.

Izzle manizzle fo shizzle! Blame the dawg why don't you!