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Here's the deal.
There's a mouse in my bedroom. I know it, it knows it, and my cat knows it. The house is void of any mouse traps so I'm having to use dirty tactics (the cat spends more time at other peoples houses). I placed a 1-inch square cream cracker on the floor in hope of getting it to come out, and then I would throw a towel over it. The thing is, while I was typing this post the mouse had already taken the cracker, and an eating noise could be heard from under a wardrobe (too heavy to lift). As punishment for taking my cracker, If I catch the thing, I'll either force it down the toilet or take it to my local VETS, pretending it's my pet, then ask for the VET to stick a needle up its bum. I've now put some fresh cracker crumbs out on the floor and lay in wait. I hope it's still hungry as I want to show it pain.
There's a mouse in my bedroom. I know it, it knows it, and my cat knows it. The house is void of any mouse traps so I'm having to use dirty tactics (the cat spends more time at other peoples houses). I placed a 1-inch square cream cracker on the floor in hope of getting it to come out, and then I would throw a towel over it. The thing is, while I was typing this post the mouse had already taken the cracker, and an eating noise could be heard from under a wardrobe (too heavy to lift). As punishment for taking my cracker, If I catch the thing, I'll either force it down the toilet or take it to my local VETS, pretending it's my pet, then ask for the VET to stick a needle up its bum. I've now put some fresh cracker crumbs out on the floor and lay in wait. I hope it's still hungry as I want to show it pain.
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Here's the deal.
There's a mouse in my bedroom. I know it, it knows it, and my cat knows it. The house is void of any mouse traps so I'm having to use dirty tactics (the cat spends more time at other peoples houses). I placed a 1-inch square cream cracker on the floor in hope of getting it to come out, and then I would throw a towel over it. The thing is, while I was typing this post the mouse had already taken the cracker, and an eating noise could be heard from under a wardrobe (too heavy to lift). As punishment for taking my cracker, If I catch the thing, I'll either force it down the toilet or take it to my local VETS, pretending it's my pet, then ask for the VET to stick a needle up its bum. I've now put some fresh cracker crumbs out on the floor and lay in wait. I hope it's still hungry as I want to show it pain.
There's a mouse in my bedroom. I know it, it knows it, and my cat knows it. The house is void of any mouse traps so I'm having to use dirty tactics (the cat spends more time at other peoples houses). I placed a 1-inch square cream cracker on the floor in hope of getting it to come out, and then I would throw a towel over it. The thing is, while I was typing this post the mouse had already taken the cracker, and an eating noise could be heard from under a wardrobe (too heavy to lift). As punishment for taking my cracker, If I catch the thing, I'll either force it down the toilet or take it to my local VETS, pretending it's my pet, then ask for the VET to stick a needle up its bum. I've now put some fresh cracker crumbs out on the floor and lay in wait. I hope it's still hungry as I want to show it pain.
Sweet. Keep it as a pet. I would!
Feed it to the cat...
We've got one somewhere but i'm against killing it so i've been trying to catch the little bu**er. I am unsucessful and have called him Linford.
Best post of the day... actually had me chuckling!!
We had baby rats at the bottom of the garden, the cat got them all.
Our cat gets loads of mice too, and baby robins, and the odd pigeon.
Our cat gets loads of mice too, and baby robins, and the odd pigeon.
Flock wrote:
> We've got one somewhere but i'm against killing it so i've been trying
> to catch the little bu**er. I am unsucessful and have called him
> Linford.
You've got a butler and you're picking on him? Meany.
> We've got one somewhere but i'm against killing it so i've been trying
> to catch the little bu**er. I am unsucessful and have called him
> Linford.
You've got a butler and you're picking on him? Meany.
Open up a little mouse nightclub, advertising free drinks and hot wimmens, then you just play the waiting game with a brick.
:) Little mouse parties! That's so cute! Damnit, I want mice now. How do you attract them without leaving cheese? Is your room dirty WickedWare?
Ms NY wrote:
> :) Little mouse parties! That's so cute! Damnit, I want mice now. How
> do you attract them without leaving cheese? Is your room dirty
> WickedWare?
My room is clean :). Honest. I think it was the cat that brought it in and let it go (always does it, then goes off for a meal next door. The b***ard!). There were two mice, and I cought the first yesterday. The good news is that I did find a newish looking mouse trap under the stairs, so I'll use that now. The bad news is that becuase the mouse has already fed I haven't heard anything in hours. No cheeky appearances like before... I hope it doesn't crap the cracker out onto my carpet.
But if you do want to attract mice then just make your house smell of pee, that normally attracts vermin.
> :) Little mouse parties! That's so cute! Damnit, I want mice now. How
> do you attract them without leaving cheese? Is your room dirty
> WickedWare?
My room is clean :). Honest. I think it was the cat that brought it in and let it go (always does it, then goes off for a meal next door. The b***ard!). There were two mice, and I cought the first yesterday. The good news is that I did find a newish looking mouse trap under the stairs, so I'll use that now. The bad news is that becuase the mouse has already fed I haven't heard anything in hours. No cheeky appearances like before... I hope it doesn't crap the cracker out onto my carpet.
But if you do want to attract mice then just make your house smell of pee, that normally attracts vermin.
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