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This story is dedicated to my best friend, who is a talented author.
(Starring Mike.)
It was a cold night in the graveyard of DEATH when Mike and Sarah were walking down the Path of Love. It was not clear at that moment that Mike and Sarah were the Path of love. It was a full moon when mike held his d|ck suggestively. "Make love to me", thundered Mike. Sarah said "OH I WILL!" As Mike slipped inside Sarah, he felt a hand creeping up his back. He enjoyed it at first - that was before he realised Sarah had no arms!!!
Suddenly Mike boomed to his feet in a rage, spade in hand, thrashing the 12 ft zombie that had been ressurected from beneth the Path of Love. Then the zombie turned on Sarah...
17 minutes later Mike was still trying to pull him off as the zombie grew higher higher Mike saw a gun on the floor but he went to get it but he couldnt get it because the zombie had EATEN it! Luckily for mike, he knew kung fu and koncked the zombie's head off. Mike and Sarah were alone... or so they thought. "Are you ok" Roared Sarah. "I think so." Replied Mike, with a grey taint to his skin.
Suddenly Mike turned into an elephant and ate Sarah whole!
(Starring Mike.)
It was a cold night in the graveyard of DEATH when Mike and Sarah were walking down the Path of Love. It was not clear at that moment that Mike and Sarah were the Path of love. It was a full moon when mike held his d|ck suggestively. "Make love to me", thundered Mike. Sarah said "OH I WILL!" As Mike slipped inside Sarah, he felt a hand creeping up his back. He enjoyed it at first - that was before he realised Sarah had no arms!!!
Suddenly Mike boomed to his feet in a rage, spade in hand, thrashing the 12 ft zombie that had been ressurected from beneth the Path of Love. Then the zombie turned on Sarah...
17 minutes later Mike was still trying to pull him off as the zombie grew higher higher Mike saw a gun on the floor but he went to get it but he couldnt get it because the zombie had EATEN it! Luckily for mike, he knew kung fu and koncked the zombie's head off. Mike and Sarah were alone... or so they thought. "Are you ok" Roared Sarah. "I think so." Replied Mike, with a grey taint to his skin.
Suddenly Mike turned into an elephant and ate Sarah whole!
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Game wrote:
> I need to get SSX 3 back - that game rocked my socks.
lol it was great!
> I need to get SSX 3 back - that game rocked my socks.
lol it was great!
Sch-loe-moe...
I need to get SSX 3 back - that game rocked my socks.
cweek2000 wrote:
> Try saying "slow-mo" very slowly. Has a nice ring to it.
Very cool!
> Try saying "slow-mo" very slowly. Has a nice ring to it.
Very cool!
arctic hobo wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> arctic hobo wrote:
> Jimbo I love you
>
> Is that the love for a woman, or a fine cuban cigar?
>
> Wo-man
(Quagmire) Alright!
> J-42 wrote:
> arctic hobo wrote:
> Jimbo I love you
>
> Is that the love for a woman, or a fine cuban cigar?
>
> Wo-man
(Quagmire) Alright!
Try saying "slow-mo" very slowly. Has a nice ring to it.
The clear lack of Slow-Mo inclusion renders that story crappy.
Sorry, but you can't be that polluted by crossbob if you know nothing about the wonders of slow-mo.
Sorry, but you can't be that polluted by crossbob if you know nothing about the wonders of slow-mo.
J-42 wrote:
> arctic hobo wrote:
> Jimbo I love you
>
> Is that the love for a woman, or a fine cuban cigar?
Wo-man
> arctic hobo wrote:
> Jimbo I love you
>
> Is that the love for a woman, or a fine cuban cigar?
Wo-man
arctic hobo wrote:
> Jimbo I love you
Is that the love for a woman, or a fine cuban cigar?
> Jimbo I love you
Is that the love for a woman, or a fine cuban cigar?
C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> very good!
Are we best friends?
:D:D:D:D
> very good!
Are we best friends?
:D:D:D:D
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