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Do you reckon, what with it being Easter Sunday and all, that any shops would be open so we can purchase some alcoholic beverages.
I want to get my lass drunk.
:o)
I want to get my lass drunk.
:o)
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Grix Thraves wrote:
> Drink bleach, it has the same affect
Bleach has the same affect as Puddin'?
That's not very nice.
> Drink bleach, it has the same affect
Bleach has the same affect as Puddin'?
That's not very nice.
Drink bleach, it has the same affect
Alternatively, take heed from this parable:
"When Nicholas had done thus every whit
And patted her about the loins a bit,
He kissed her sweetly, took his psaltery,
And played it fast and made a melody."
aka sex > drink. Oh wait, you're going out with Puddin'. I feel your pain.
"When Nicholas had done thus every whit
And patted her about the loins a bit,
He kissed her sweetly, took his psaltery,
And played it fast and made a melody."
aka sex > drink. Oh wait, you're going out with Puddin'. I feel your pain.
Also, I think EB is just drinking away his demons.
Marriage rejection and the fact his lady prefers the sexah moi.
Marriage rejection and the fact his lady prefers the sexah moi.
The Hibernator wrote:
> His freindly neighbourhood chavs stole his alcohol earlier this week,
> remember? They took that and a urine sample...
*sigh*
Yes and the joke was that they'd be buying back the 'sample' in error.
> His freindly neighbourhood chavs stole his alcohol earlier this week,
> remember? They took that and a urine sample...
*sigh*
Yes and the joke was that they'd be buying back the 'sample' in error.
SHEEPY wrote:
> Doubt it at this time.
> My shop was open 7-9
> (And I got my fecking standard wage)
Gutted like a fish.
> Doubt it at this time.
> My shop was open 7-9
> (And I got my fecking standard wage)
Gutted like a fish.
Doubt it at this time.
My shop was open 7-9
(And I got my fecking standard wage)
My shop was open 7-9
(And I got my fecking standard wage)
His freindly neighbourhood chavs stole his alcohol earlier this week, remember? They took that and a urine sample...
gerrid wrote:
> I will qouth thee a tale from the miller:
>
> "The wyndow she undoth, and that in haste.
> Have do, quod she, com of, and speed the faste,
> Lest that oure neighebores thee espie.
> This absolon gan wype his mouth ful drie.
> Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,
> And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
> And absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
> But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
> Ful savourly, er he were war of this.
> Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
> For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
> He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,"
The Millers tale. How Qweynte (and the olde meaning of that word is MUCH stronger than it is now!)
> I will qouth thee a tale from the miller:
>
> "The wyndow she undoth, and that in haste.
> Have do, quod she, com of, and speed the faste,
> Lest that oure neighebores thee espie.
> This absolon gan wype his mouth ful drie.
> Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,
> And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
> And absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
> But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
> Ful savourly, er he were war of this.
> Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
> For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
> He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,"
The Millers tale. How Qweynte (and the olde meaning of that word is MUCH stronger than it is now!)
Otherwise buy some stolen bottles off your friendly neighbourhood chavs...
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