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"Ultimate Turn-Offs"

Your mother screaming almost orgasmically the names of the Welsh rugby team a few rooms away.

"GO ON TOM! YES! GO TOM! YEESS!"

*tenses and shudders*

Your mother screaming almost orgasmically the names of the Welsh rugby team a few rooms away.

"GO ON TOM! YES! GO TOM! YEESS!"

*tenses and shudders*

Can you get their autographs when they're finished with your Mum please, thanks.

(you didn't specify it was on tele, you fool!)

monkey_man wrote:
> Can you get their autographs when they're finished with your Mum
> please, thanks.
>
> (you didn't specify it was on tele, you fool!)

:' )

I'm so quick *zing!*

You think that's bad.

My dad works away four months at a time. So when he gets home he obviously wants some.

So on the first or second night back my parents go at it.

She moans. The first time was disturbing, but now it is not common for me to hear my mum orgasm.

Crazi col wrote:
> She moans. The first time was disturbing, but now it is not common
> for me to hear my mum orgasm.

You like it don't you...........sicko

I didn't say that.

Amusing but it doesn't disturb me anymore.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> orgasmically
> *tenses and shudders*

Hur-hur

Crazi col wrote:

> She moans. The first time was disturbing, but now it is not common
> for me to hear my mum orgasm.

the same thing happens to me but its still disturbing for me

Haha, your parents shag.