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"Ultimate Turn-Offs"

Your mother screaming almost orgasmically the names of the Welsh rugby team a few rooms away.

"GO ON TOM! YES! GO TOM! YEESS!"

*tenses and shudders*

Pshh. I thought you two were uhh..

I guess I'll shut up too. But, it would have been exciting to say "Game ON!" to you in this reply.

[edit] I didn't know we were being serious. But, in light of this circumstance, I'd like to clarify that I have never met Grix. I just think he's a nice guy, as I did you too EB. *flips hair*

*reads on*

Younger man, eh?
Tring to hang onto your...we've been there before.

I'll shut up.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Nah, just call ahead. Let it ring twice and he'll know you're on the
> way.
>
> I only want one of him, you can have the other six.

Hah! I do believe I've got the entire Grix. But then, hmm..he said there were only four.

Mine. :P

*Shudder*

Nothings quite that bad...except for finding your friend in bed with the dog...

Nah, just call ahead. Let it ring twice and he'll know you're on the way.

I only want one of him, you can have the other six.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Are you taking advantage of my Grix?

I'd have to consult with them. Heh. Do you suppose I'd need an appointment?

A common, Essex accent. *shivers*

Are you taking advantage of my Grix?

SHEEPY wrote:
> Welsh History:
>
> Few sheep
> England beat us with sword
> Win the Grand Slam in 2005

Yay! Now, my guy must take eye off sheep.

Bweh, parents are just as allowed to bump uglies as much as the rest of us. Never bothered me when I lived at home. Rather I didn't have to hear it, but ehh.