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A man walks into a shop......
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of cigarettes then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
Customer: Thanks
.......................
...well I laughed
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of cigarettes then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
Customer: Thanks
.......................
...well I laughed
Took me a while to get what Hedfix said but that was great. I even laughed out loud a little. As for the original joke I wasn't too amused. There well it matters not.
:^D @ Hedfix.
Hedfix wrote:
> It's not that funny, but it grows on you.
Much better, keep that up.
> It's not that funny, but it grows on you.
Much better, keep that up.
Hedfix wrote:
> It's not that funny, but it grows on you.
that made me grin.
> It's not that funny, but it grows on you.
that made me grin.
It's not that funny, but it grows on you.
Ah, if it was posted I wasn't around to see it, sorry.
its funny because its true.
wasn't this posted earlier this week?
still funny though
still funny though
I saw it coming a mile off but it got a smile.
A man walks into a shop......
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of cigarettes then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
Customer: Thanks
.......................
...well I laughed
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of cigarettes then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.
Customer: Thanks
.......................
...well I laughed