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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming for their final exam.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> Ok heres another one Why can't womem put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
Concentration? Just like how you stick out your tongue or pull some silly face when you draw.
Or it just stretches the face a little, widens the eyes further making it easier to apply the stuff!
> Ok heres another one Why can't womem put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
Concentration? Just like how you stick out your tongue or pull some silly face when you draw.
Or it just stretches the face a little, widens the eyes further making it easier to apply the stuff!
C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> Ok heres a question for you! If quizzes are Quizzical,What are
> tests?
>
> Ok heres another one Why can't womem put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
>
> And's heres one last one! Why do toasters always have a setting that
> burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?
>
> They are just some silly Questions I found!
>
> Do you know the answers yet?
no there too hard.
> C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> Ok heres a question for you! If quizzes are Quizzical,What are
> tests?
>
> Ok heres another one Why can't womem put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
>
> And's heres one last one! Why do toasters always have a setting that
> burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?
>
> They are just some silly Questions I found!
>
> Do you know the answers yet?
no there too hard.
C®ø§$ Bób wrote:
> Ok heres a question for you! If quizzes are Quizzical,What are tests?
>
> Ok heres another one Why can't womem put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
>
> And's heres one last one! Why do toasters always have a setting that
> burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?
>
> They are just some silly Questions I found!
Do you know the answers yet?
> Ok heres a question for you! If quizzes are Quizzical,What are tests?
>
> Ok heres another one Why can't womem put on mascara with their mouth
> closed?
>
> And's heres one last one! Why do toasters always have a setting that
> burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?
>
> They are just some silly Questions I found!
Do you know the answers yet?
Hedfix wrote:
> If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
> Holland called Holes?
they are in my book.
MASSIVE holes at that... >:-O
> If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
> Holland called Holes?
they are in my book.
MASSIVE holes at that... >:-O
Ok heres a question for you! If quizzes are Quizzical,What are tests?
Ok heres another one Why can't womem put on mascara with their mouth closed?
And's heres one last one! Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?
They are just some silly Questions I found!
Ok heres another one Why can't womem put on mascara with their mouth closed?
And's heres one last one! Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat?
They are just some silly Questions I found!
cweek2000 wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
>
> Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? (You don't want to
> know)
>
> That should clear things up.
lol, was that intended /\/\ - clear things up, Preparation H, geddit?
> Hedfix wrote:
>
> Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? (You don't want to
> know)
>
> That should clear things up.
lol, was that intended /\/\ - clear things up, Preparation H, geddit?
Hedfix wrote:
> If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
> he become disoriented? (Yes)
>
> If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
> Holland called Holes? (You can call them if you like)
>
> Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? (*punches* That's a whack!)
>
> If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? (Pigs can't speak)
>
> When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you
> put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? (An american man steals it)
>
> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (Because he breaks things)
>
> Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
> begin with. (It adds to the cost)
>
> When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? (Cheese can't talk)
>
> Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
> that drives a race car is not called a racist? (They could be!)
>
> Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? (In "hey guys" terms, a girl could be a wise guy)
>
> Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? (They don't)
>
> Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? (because ii) means onety one)
>
> "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
> language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? (It's the same length)
>
>
> If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
> that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
> deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
> depressed? (They certainly can Hedfix my boy)
>
> If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting
> company Fed UP? (Possibly)
>
> Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? (Yes)
>
> What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? (Bald)
>
> I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
> more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming
> for their final exam. (Ha ha, nice joke)
>
> If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
> the others here for? (To be helped)
>
> How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their
> team is winning? (They're cheating scum)
>
> Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? (Nope, but it would be faster)
>
>
> Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? (You don't want to know)
That should clear things up.
> If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does
> he become disoriented? (Yes)
>
> If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
> Holland called Holes? (You can call them if you like)
>
> Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? (*punches* That's a whack!)
>
> If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? (Pigs can't speak)
>
> When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you
> put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? (An american man steals it)
>
> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (Because he breaks things)
>
> Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
> begin with. (It adds to the cost)
>
> When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? (Cheese can't talk)
>
> Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
> that drives a race car is not called a racist? (They could be!)
>
> Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? (In "hey guys" terms, a girl could be a wise guy)
>
> Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? (They don't)
>
> Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? (because ii) means onety one)
>
> "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
> language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? (It's the same length)
>
>
> If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
> that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
> deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
> depressed? (They certainly can Hedfix my boy)
>
> If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting
> company Fed UP? (Possibly)
>
> Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? (Yes)
>
> What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? (Bald)
>
> I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
> more as they get older. Then it dawned on me..... they're cramming
> for their final exam. (Ha ha, nice joke)
>
> If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
> the others here for? (To be helped)
>
> How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their
> team is winning? (They're cheating scum)
>
> Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? (Nope, but it would be faster)
>
>
> Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? (You don't want to know)
That should clear things up.
Questions made a change and were good/funny (don't know if they were meant to be :S but what the hey!)
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Same way that 12 isn't pronounced onety two
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Same way that 12 isn't pronounced onety two
They are all very valid questions. I'm sure an SR staffie will answer them soon.
Can we ask some questions now too?
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