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"Stupid German"

Bloody personal pronouns, singular and plural... I can't get my head round it. It makes me sad.

Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. But this isn't Britain, this is the AutoBahn!

Germans better than French though, all those ooh la las and assorted accents - gah

Du ist ein barnhof.

That's all I learnt from German. The reason I gave it up is that the german teacher empties out your bag on the floor and goes through your lunchbox.

Ich habe eine gigantic schlongen.

Wo ist der Schlossmuseum, bitte?

Rhahahhahhaahha, you work in a hospital!

My mate said he lived in an office during his GCSE oral. That was quite ~amusing.~

Ich arbeite im Krankenhaus

Very_Metal wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> Ich heisse Phillip, Ich wohne int eine Doppelhaus. Ich habe eine
> Katza
> und drei hunden.
>
> Mmmmmmmm. Wurst.
>
> you live in a double house??
> Sie leben in eine zwei raumhaus
>
> although you're bound to have more than 2 rooms i guess.. ah well

Semi-detached.

phi11ip wrote:
> Ich heisse Phillip, Ich wohne int eine Doppelhaus. Ich habe eine Katza
> und drei hunden.
>
> Mmmmmmmm. Wurst.

you live in a double house??
Sie leben in eine zwei raumhaus

although you're bound to have more than 2 rooms i guess.. ah well

monkey_man wrote:
> Oh, and "skrim" is the only useful German word.

Und Bierkellar.