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> I'll just point out that the nickname Monkey is already taken. Let's
> have another guess at why he called himself Monky.
Maybe it's nothing to do with our simian friends; maybe he feels a little like a Monk... hence he feels Monk-ish, or Monky...
> I, too, am amazed.
Not at anything mentioned in the post, but at
> the alarming number of people who seem to have no grasp of the most
> basic rules of the written English language, i.e.
> Paragraphs!
Sad but true. A large proportion of people have writing skills inferior to those of a monkey (or monky perhaps). But I wouldn't go blaming the education system for that. If you ask me, I'd say that being able to write well, isn't really something you're taught - it's something you pick up gradually.
I took my English language GCSE many moons ago, (when I was 13, in fact) and I got a B. This basically means I showed that I was able to use sentences most of the time, read bi-syllabled words, and speak unaided.
Since then, I've read books, newspapers, forum posts, and other such things, and my writing has improved. It's the same for everyone. If you don't read much, you can't write well. The sad thing is, writing doesn't even require that much intelligence. I've got friends with the brain power of a goldfish, yet they can write well.
So, don't blame the education system, blame the grammatical offenders themselves ;)
Maybe he was going to call himself 'Monkey' BUT he hates the way Monkeys go 'eee' 'eee'.
(How do you explain the 'y')
Damn...
Game: Flawed Theory?
It's a much better game than that. Instead of being a Mario Kart clone, it has you riding all the animals/monsters from Donkey Kong Country from the Snes.
It's beautiful!
I'm no snob, and it's not my wish to look down on people; there may be other issues that we don't know about. But I do find it alarming.
Just as an example, look at the difference between Cheatguru - who claims to be 15 - and M16, who I believe is 14 (but may have turned 15 by now). The difference is amazing.
I know it's not necessarily easy to remember all the rules of the language when you're typing a quick message, but it seems many people either don't bother, or just don't know.
I don't mind spelling mistakes, abbreviations, netspeak, wrong words (like their instead of there etc.), missed/misplaced apostrophe's and the like, but the basic rules are necessary, IMHO.
A post doesn't have to be a literary work of art, but it should obey the basic rules of English, if only because without them it can quickly become an eyesore at best, or unreadable at worst... and what's the point of making an unreadable post on a message board?!
I remember, as a kid, my mum spending time with me reading stories, teaching me to read, writing stories so I learned how to write...
It would appear that a lot of people drop their kids off at school with a "raise my child for me, I'll be back to pick it up later on in time for Eastenders", where said child goes home and gums furniture.
What a scary though, these people now might, one day, rule this country and decide how we have to live.
> Ask Guru
My case is well and truly rested.