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So I'm at home, tootling away on my Dad's computer (most probably on here) while my Dad is scrubbing away at the worksurface in the kitchen with a cloth and a spray-type bottle thing. There's a few disgruntled noises until I hear him say, to no one in particular:
"It's almost impossible to get completely streak free!"
It made me fall about with pissy trousers to be honest, because it was said with such genuine exasperation and even though I couldn't see his face from where I was, I'm sure it briefly from a determined grimace to a brow-beaten, defeated expression.
When I started laughing at him about it, he got all indignant. "You only find it funny because you've never cleaned anything in your entire life," was his response.
An aimless lament at the futility of kitchen cleaners, followed by an unreasonable and nonsensical rant?
What a lady.
"It's almost impossible to get completely streak free!"
It made me fall about with pissy trousers to be honest, because it was said with such genuine exasperation and even though I couldn't see his face from where I was, I'm sure it briefly from a determined grimace to a brow-beaten, defeated expression.
When I started laughing at him about it, he got all indignant. "You only find it funny because you've never cleaned anything in your entire life," was his response.
An aimless lament at the futility of kitchen cleaners, followed by an unreasonable and nonsensical rant?
What a lady.
He should've done a 'Tim -The Toolman- Taylor' and bought an industrial floor buffer and supercharged it just for the purpose of cleaning a bit of the kitchen.
ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> You need to get your old man to have a few neat whiskies, chomp on a
> few cubans, and stuff a few £5 notes down some ladies
> knickers.
>
> that'll set him straight. it did for me. I'm a regular Burt
> Reynolds.
H ha ha ha i will have to look out for you Burt when im in your area tonight :)
> You need to get your old man to have a few neat whiskies, chomp on a
> few cubans, and stuff a few £5 notes down some ladies
> knickers.
>
> that'll set him straight. it did for me. I'm a regular Burt
> Reynolds.
H ha ha ha i will have to look out for you Burt when im in your area tonight :)
You need to get your old man to have a few neat whiskies, chomp on a few cubans, and stuff a few £5 notes down some ladies knickers.
that'll set him straight. it did for me. I'm a regular Burt Reynolds.
that'll set him straight. it did for me. I'm a regular Burt Reynolds.
They both said hello to me.
Repeatedly.
Repeatedly.
monkey_man wrote:
> Still can't believe neither of your parents said hello to me. Womens
> problems?
Loud music and poor hearing, most likely.
> Still can't believe neither of your parents said hello to me. Womens
> problems?
Loud music and poor hearing, most likely.
They never say it to me either, don't feel bad about it.
Still can't believe neither of your parents said hello to me. Womens problems?
Puddin'/E_B wrote:
> He should have been a man about it and
got your mum to do it instead :)
> He should have been a man about it and
got your mum to do it instead :)
He should have been a man about it and gone and got the car windscreen cleaner. Streak free but in a stupid, poisoness manly way.
Oh doodle-bugs. This is English_Bloke.
Oh doodle-bugs. This is English_Bloke.
So I'm at home, tootling away on my Dad's computer (most probably on here) while my Dad is scrubbing away at the worksurface in the kitchen with a cloth and a spray-type bottle thing. There's a few disgruntled noises until I hear him say, to no one in particular:
"It's almost impossible to get completely streak free!"
It made me fall about with pissy trousers to be honest, because it was said with such genuine exasperation and even though I couldn't see his face from where I was, I'm sure it briefly from a determined grimace to a brow-beaten, defeated expression.
When I started laughing at him about it, he got all indignant. "You only find it funny because you've never cleaned anything in your entire life," was his response.
An aimless lament at the futility of kitchen cleaners, followed by an unreasonable and nonsensical rant?
What a lady.
"It's almost impossible to get completely streak free!"
It made me fall about with pissy trousers to be honest, because it was said with such genuine exasperation and even though I couldn't see his face from where I was, I'm sure it briefly from a determined grimace to a brow-beaten, defeated expression.
When I started laughing at him about it, he got all indignant. "You only find it funny because you've never cleaned anything in your entire life," was his response.
An aimless lament at the futility of kitchen cleaners, followed by an unreasonable and nonsensical rant?
What a lady.