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SANTA FOUND DEAD!
The police annouced yesterday that the one and only father christmas had been found lodged in the engine of a crashed jet.
Police have pointed the finger, or hoof, at blitzen. Apparently, jealousy had driven the deer to guide the sleigh into the path of a passing jet.
'I knew i was favourite,' boasted rudolph, 'But, blitzen took envy too far'
Santa apparently stepped the line when he sent blitzen to the stables after a small argument. He then threw a tantrum, killing dasher.
Prancer was witness;
' He just jumped at us, it was horrible...'
The trial has been suspened till further notice, due to a complaint by blitzen, because of the lack of deer in the jury.
There all hibernating, d*****s!
The police annouced yesterday that the one and only father christmas had been found lodged in the engine of a crashed jet.
Police have pointed the finger, or hoof, at blitzen. Apparently, jealousy had driven the deer to guide the sleigh into the path of a passing jet.
'I knew i was favourite,' boasted rudolph, 'But, blitzen took envy too far'
Santa apparently stepped the line when he sent blitzen to the stables after a small argument. He then threw a tantrum, killing dasher.
Prancer was witness;
' He just jumped at us, it was horrible...'
The trial has been suspened till further notice, due to a complaint by blitzen, because of the lack of deer in the jury.
There all hibernating, d*****s!
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SANTA FOUND DEAD!
The police annouced yesterday that the one and only father christmas had been found lodged in the engine of a crashed jet.
Police have pointed the finger, or hoof, at blitzen. Apparently, jealousy had driven the deer to guide the sleigh into the path of a passing jet.
'I knew i was favourite,' boasted rudolph, 'But, blitzen took envy too far'
Santa apparently stepped the line when he sent blitzen to the stables after a small argument. He then threw a tantrum, killing dasher.
Prancer was witness;
' He just jumped at us, it was horrible...'
The trial has been suspened till further notice, due to a complaint by blitzen, because of the lack of deer in the jury.
There all hibernating, d*****s!
The police annouced yesterday that the one and only father christmas had been found lodged in the engine of a crashed jet.
Police have pointed the finger, or hoof, at blitzen. Apparently, jealousy had driven the deer to guide the sleigh into the path of a passing jet.
'I knew i was favourite,' boasted rudolph, 'But, blitzen took envy too far'
Santa apparently stepped the line when he sent blitzen to the stables after a small argument. He then threw a tantrum, killing dasher.
Prancer was witness;
' He just jumped at us, it was horrible...'
The trial has been suspened till further notice, due to a complaint by blitzen, because of the lack of deer in the jury.
There all hibernating, d*****s!