Viewing Thread:
"Another terrorist captured!!!!"

[URL]http://www.lex18.com/global/story.asp?s=2989614&ClientType=Printable[/URL]

Thank god the Thought Police were around to arrest him, god knows what would've happened.

Anybody still dumb enough to believe governments have your best interests at heart?

Thank goodness, who knows how many innocent zombies he could've blown up!

Reminds me of Alan Partridge.

"I was having a pop at the undead! Do you see any upset zombies around here?"

"Just one"

Hahahahahahaha.

Sorry, but I just find this humourous.

We're getting ever so close to what George Orwell depicted in 1984, it's insane.

Back in 1962, I wrote a fictional story about the Soviet Union hiding nuclear missiles on the island of Cuba. With hilarious results.

Hmmm, a school overun by zombies. Presumably led by:

[URL]http://www.feeloow.com/events/040115_mj/movies_05_thriller.jpg[/URL]

with his minions: [URL]http://www.digital-broadcast-channel.com/biographies/images/jackson/thriller.jpg[/URL]

I thought kids were meant to turn in their grandparents... they should read up on Hitler a bit more.

"Show us your papers, schnell! Schnell!"

"On Thursday, a judge raised Poole's bond from one to five thousand dollars after prosecutors requested it, citing the seriousness of the charge."

Utter retardedness.

I know it should be sickening, but I found it hilarious, especially after when all the evidence had been looked over and then they raised his bail! :-D

ugh

Good thing they stopped him before he helped the zombies take over a school. Good work police.