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There was a man called Jim who bought a little Yorkshire Terrier, his wife wasn't pleased and told him to get rid of it somehow.
It just so happened that the Jim was a big bird observer and he went out with his digital camera to take some pictures. He follwed a rare bird towards the vicarage. As he got to the vicarage he saw that through the window the vicar had his trousers down and was playing with himself. Jim took this oppertunity to take a photograph and then knocked on the vicars door. The vicar opened the door and Jim said to the vicar "I have a picture of you playing with yourself" The vicar was devastated and said "Please don't tell anyone, it will be the end of me" and Jim said "I won't tell anyone if you buy my dog off of me for £500". The vicar agreed and the photograph was deleted.
The vicar went home with the dog and showed his wife. She asked where he got it from, he told her "I bought it off of someone in the village for £500"
His wife was shocked as she said "Someone must have seen you cummin'"
It just so happened that the Jim was a big bird observer and he went out with his digital camera to take some pictures. He follwed a rare bird towards the vicarage. As he got to the vicarage he saw that through the window the vicar had his trousers down and was playing with himself. Jim took this oppertunity to take a photograph and then knocked on the vicars door. The vicar opened the door and Jim said to the vicar "I have a picture of you playing with yourself" The vicar was devastated and said "Please don't tell anyone, it will be the end of me" and Jim said "I won't tell anyone if you buy my dog off of me for £500". The vicar agreed and the photograph was deleted.
The vicar went home with the dog and showed his wife. She asked where he got it from, he told her "I bought it off of someone in the village for £500"
His wife was shocked as she said "Someone must have seen you cummin'"
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I typed 'the man' and then i decided to give him a name because saying the man during the conversation with the vicar may have got a bit confusing
Wardy_MoD wrote:
> It just so happened that the Jim was a big bird observer
the Jim?
> It just so happened that the Jim was a big bird observer
the Jim?
Fishtobeking wrote:
> munn wrote:
> Why would you play with yourself if you could just shag your wife?
>
> I don't get it.
>
> She may not be that good?
Maybe there's another reason why he bought the dog.
> munn wrote:
> Why would you play with yourself if you could just shag your wife?
>
> I don't get it.
>
> She may not be that good?
Maybe there's another reason why he bought the dog.
subtle
munn wrote:
> Why would you play with yourself if you could just shag your wife?
>
> I don't get it.
She may not be that good?
> Why would you play with yourself if you could just shag your wife?
>
> I don't get it.
She may not be that good?
gerrid wrote:
> "Steven"
Yes.
Steven Gerrard.
SUBTLE.
> "Steven"
Yes.
Steven Gerrard.
SUBTLE.
Why would you play with yourself if you could just shag your wife?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
"Steven"
Posted at 12:01.
You can be sure today is going to be a terrible, horrendous day, Steven.
You can be sure today is going to be a terrible, horrendous day, Steven.
you've ruined my day
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