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Chalk your head-rod
and:
Don't drink from the toilet.
Next time:
Write it with the keyboard the right way around.
Write it in word.
Re-read it to make sure that anyone over 2 can read it.
Make it longer.
Actually play the game.
Make Sense.
There, free advice!
All the best,
Game