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An old friend of mine started his brand new radio show today, on a London University station. However, he made one, small, problem for himself. He gave out contact details.
Me and a friend, who I'll name.. ooh.. Chris, were listening. The topic of discussion was 'Body hair'.
I took it upon myself to email them, written mostly in the style of the Asian Prince. I can't really paste the entire email here, but I will paste the small bit they read out.
And here's an email from someone called 'Grix Thraves'...?
"Hi
I have a friend called Chris who hasn't developed body hair yet. He cries to me and tells me that he has no luck with women and asked me to help him draw little pubes on him with a bic pen. I refused because I don't like to touch men in special areas."
They then hinted at the rest of my email, subtly missing the parts where I made love to the radio broadcaster's girlfriend and advised her to shave parts of her body to make her more attractive.
My friend, who we'll call Chris, was fuming, and vows to take revenge next week.
At last, I have something to schedule for myself! Every week I'm going to try and get on the radio and insult them all. Wonderful.
Me and a friend, who I'll name.. ooh.. Chris, were listening. The topic of discussion was 'Body hair'.
I took it upon myself to email them, written mostly in the style of the Asian Prince. I can't really paste the entire email here, but I will paste the small bit they read out.
And here's an email from someone called 'Grix Thraves'...?
"Hi
I have a friend called Chris who hasn't developed body hair yet. He cries to me and tells me that he has no luck with women and asked me to help him draw little pubes on him with a bic pen. I refused because I don't like to touch men in special areas."
They then hinted at the rest of my email, subtly missing the parts where I made love to the radio broadcaster's girlfriend and advised her to shave parts of her body to make her more attractive.
My friend, who we'll call Chris, was fuming, and vows to take revenge next week.
At last, I have something to schedule for myself! Every week I'm going to try and get on the radio and insult them all. Wonderful.
Smooth Grix :-)
Email it to me and I'll slap it on my site for all to see.
C'mon. Rest of the email and then edit it away.
Sounds like a good use of your timem, giving your friends jip on radio :) the stuff dreams are made of.
Would like to see the whole thing or link to it at least and just give a warning about the content.
Would like to see the whole thing or link to it at least and just give a warning about the content.
English_Bloke wrote:
> Heh, I want to read the whole thing. Post it and then edit it in half
> an hour.
Seconded.
> Heh, I want to read the whole thing. Post it and then edit it in half
> an hour.
Seconded.
Heh, I want to read the whole thing. Post it and then edit it in half an hour.
Ahh ye wan
An old friend of mine started his brand new radio show today, on a London University station. However, he made one, small, problem for himself. He gave out contact details.
Me and a friend, who I'll name.. ooh.. Chris, were listening. The topic of discussion was 'Body hair'.
I took it upon myself to email them, written mostly in the style of the Asian Prince. I can't really paste the entire email here, but I will paste the small bit they read out.
And here's an email from someone called 'Grix Thraves'...?
"Hi
I have a friend called Chris who hasn't developed body hair yet. He cries to me and tells me that he has no luck with women and asked me to help him draw little pubes on him with a bic pen. I refused because I don't like to touch men in special areas."
They then hinted at the rest of my email, subtly missing the parts where I made love to the radio broadcaster's girlfriend and advised her to shave parts of her body to make her more attractive.
My friend, who we'll call Chris, was fuming, and vows to take revenge next week.
At last, I have something to schedule for myself! Every week I'm going to try and get on the radio and insult them all. Wonderful.
Me and a friend, who I'll name.. ooh.. Chris, were listening. The topic of discussion was 'Body hair'.
I took it upon myself to email them, written mostly in the style of the Asian Prince. I can't really paste the entire email here, but I will paste the small bit they read out.
And here's an email from someone called 'Grix Thraves'...?
"Hi
I have a friend called Chris who hasn't developed body hair yet. He cries to me and tells me that he has no luck with women and asked me to help him draw little pubes on him with a bic pen. I refused because I don't like to touch men in special areas."
They then hinted at the rest of my email, subtly missing the parts where I made love to the radio broadcaster's girlfriend and advised her to shave parts of her body to make her more attractive.
My friend, who we'll call Chris, was fuming, and vows to take revenge next week.
At last, I have something to schedule for myself! Every week I'm going to try and get on the radio and insult them all. Wonderful.