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"Dear B & Q"

Copy of e-mail received this week by B&Q customer services:

Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerely

John Roberts

Hoho

thats a cracker ;-)

I got it last week some time too, via MSN.

Aye. Probably just a few changes, Chinese whispers type stuff. I've no doubt its original though.

*shrug*

Got it in e-mail

SHEEPY wrote:
> Copy of e-mail received this week by B&Q customer services:


I saw that in the paper - as a letter, not an email, that arrived a week ago, not this week.

you know the guy who wrote that had to sit round for 71 days until she got back until it became funny though. it's a hard life

You're a magic elf now Sheepu/py?

That was a magic elf that put that in.

He gives himself the title of "hoho"?

Hah, very good.