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Ok, i think you should vote for my pet gerbil Terrance Wallace Archibald Tarquin Smith.
He is campaigning for the T.W.A.T.S party.
He would like to enocourage you to vote for this T.W.A.T.S party as he feels it would be of great benefit for the whole of the forums.
Things he is campaigning for include:
Equal seeds for everyone
Strict time limits for goes at the drinking bowl
The ability to lick yourself in public with no-one complaining.
To join the T.W.A.T.S party, just do the following exam:
Time allowed: 3 Hours.
Attempt all questions. If you do not know the answer to a particular question attempt to look at someone else's paper by knocking your biro onto the floor and having a shufty while you lean over to retrieve it.
You are allowed one visit to the toilet to look at the answers you wrote on the wall yesterday. After ten minutes, request more paper to s**t up the other candidates into thinking that you must have wrote loads. Attempt to introduce the one or two facts you are reasonably sure of into the answers to every question.
At 4.30 exactly, everybody cough to make the invigilator
jump. With three minutes to go, suddenly realise there are 4 more questions
on the back of the page that you haven't spotted. You are going to fail.
Section A (20%)
Explain why the best women's football team in the world wouldn't stand a chance against you and ten of your mates.
Include in your answer:
Why they are unable to kick a ball straight
What you wouldn't mind doing with them in the bath after the match, though.
Pamela Anderson's breasts are plastic but look good in photographs. Compare and contrast the relative merits of plastic and real breasts for recreational purposes.
It is a long established fact that fat lasses are more grateful for it.
Outline some of the reasons why this is so and explain why all feminists are fat, ugly lesbians.
Write a critique of any ONE of the following films you have watched at your mates house while his parents were away for the weekend:
Sex Boat
Three Into One Will Go
King Dong
Speared by Zulu Lovers
Animal Farm
Women drivers, eh? Discuss.
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Section B (20%)
Describe an experiment to impress a girl by lighting a fart.
What apparatus would you require?
What risks would you run in lighting a fart and what are the benefits?
Write a balanced chemical equation to describe the reaction that takes place when an eggy fart is lit in a pub with a match.
Name something a woman has invented.
On average, women live 7 years longer than men yet get their pension 5 years earlier. Explain why this isn't fair, making reference to your lazy old granny who lived to be 100 and your poor granddad who worked 52 years down the pit and died the day before he retired.
He is campaigning for the T.W.A.T.S party.
He would like to enocourage you to vote for this T.W.A.T.S party as he feels it would be of great benefit for the whole of the forums.
Things he is campaigning for include:
Equal seeds for everyone
Strict time limits for goes at the drinking bowl
The ability to lick yourself in public with no-one complaining.
To join the T.W.A.T.S party, just do the following exam:
Time allowed: 3 Hours.
Attempt all questions. If you do not know the answer to a particular question attempt to look at someone else's paper by knocking your biro onto the floor and having a shufty while you lean over to retrieve it.
You are allowed one visit to the toilet to look at the answers you wrote on the wall yesterday. After ten minutes, request more paper to s**t up the other candidates into thinking that you must have wrote loads. Attempt to introduce the one or two facts you are reasonably sure of into the answers to every question.
At 4.30 exactly, everybody cough to make the invigilator
jump. With three minutes to go, suddenly realise there are 4 more questions
on the back of the page that you haven't spotted. You are going to fail.
Section A (20%)
Explain why the best women's football team in the world wouldn't stand a chance against you and ten of your mates.
Include in your answer:
Why they are unable to kick a ball straight
What you wouldn't mind doing with them in the bath after the match, though.
Pamela Anderson's breasts are plastic but look good in photographs. Compare and contrast the relative merits of plastic and real breasts for recreational purposes.
It is a long established fact that fat lasses are more grateful for it.
Outline some of the reasons why this is so and explain why all feminists are fat, ugly lesbians.
Write a critique of any ONE of the following films you have watched at your mates house while his parents were away for the weekend:
Sex Boat
Three Into One Will Go
King Dong
Speared by Zulu Lovers
Animal Farm
Women drivers, eh? Discuss.
-----
Section B (20%)
Describe an experiment to impress a girl by lighting a fart.
What apparatus would you require?
What risks would you run in lighting a fart and what are the benefits?
Write a balanced chemical equation to describe the reaction that takes place when an eggy fart is lit in a pub with a match.
Name something a woman has invented.
On average, women live 7 years longer than men yet get their pension 5 years earlier. Explain why this isn't fair, making reference to your lazy old granny who lived to be 100 and your poor granddad who worked 52 years down the pit and died the day before he retired.
thats quite an achivement venom bite, i wish i was one, lol!
Well you passed for spotting it!
Well done, you are now an official T.W.A.T, how do you feel?
:-)
Well done, you are now an official T.W.A.T, how do you feel?
:-)
20% for section A
20% for section B
No other marks available
Hmmmm........that's quite a harsh exam, isn't it?
20% for section B
No other marks available
Hmmmm........that's quite a harsh exam, isn't it?
Where is FORESTSKANK?
I bet he is running....
I bet he is running....
I love this campaigning thing it is really funny!
Ok, i think you should vote for my pet gerbil Terrance Wallace Archibald Tarquin Smith.
He is campaigning for the T.W.A.T.S party.
He would like to enocourage you to vote for this T.W.A.T.S party as he feels it would be of great benefit for the whole of the forums.
Things he is campaigning for include:
Equal seeds for everyone
Strict time limits for goes at the drinking bowl
The ability to lick yourself in public with no-one complaining.
To join the T.W.A.T.S party, just do the following exam:
Time allowed: 3 Hours.
Attempt all questions. If you do not know the answer to a particular question attempt to look at someone else's paper by knocking your biro onto the floor and having a shufty while you lean over to retrieve it.
You are allowed one visit to the toilet to look at the answers you wrote on the wall yesterday. After ten minutes, request more paper to s**t up the other candidates into thinking that you must have wrote loads. Attempt to introduce the one or two facts you are reasonably sure of into the answers to every question.
At 4.30 exactly, everybody cough to make the invigilator
jump. With three minutes to go, suddenly realise there are 4 more questions
on the back of the page that you haven't spotted. You are going to fail.
Section A (20%)
Explain why the best women's football team in the world wouldn't stand a chance against you and ten of your mates.
Include in your answer:
Why they are unable to kick a ball straight
What you wouldn't mind doing with them in the bath after the match, though.
Pamela Anderson's breasts are plastic but look good in photographs. Compare and contrast the relative merits of plastic and real breasts for recreational purposes.
It is a long established fact that fat lasses are more grateful for it.
Outline some of the reasons why this is so and explain why all feminists are fat, ugly lesbians.
Write a critique of any ONE of the following films you have watched at your mates house while his parents were away for the weekend:
Sex Boat
Three Into One Will Go
King Dong
Speared by Zulu Lovers
Animal Farm
Women drivers, eh? Discuss.
-----
Section B (20%)
Describe an experiment to impress a girl by lighting a fart.
What apparatus would you require?
What risks would you run in lighting a fart and what are the benefits?
Write a balanced chemical equation to describe the reaction that takes place when an eggy fart is lit in a pub with a match.
Name something a woman has invented.
On average, women live 7 years longer than men yet get their pension 5 years earlier. Explain why this isn't fair, making reference to your lazy old granny who lived to be 100 and your poor granddad who worked 52 years down the pit and died the day before he retired.
He is campaigning for the T.W.A.T.S party.
He would like to enocourage you to vote for this T.W.A.T.S party as he feels it would be of great benefit for the whole of the forums.
Things he is campaigning for include:
Equal seeds for everyone
Strict time limits for goes at the drinking bowl
The ability to lick yourself in public with no-one complaining.
To join the T.W.A.T.S party, just do the following exam:
Time allowed: 3 Hours.
Attempt all questions. If you do not know the answer to a particular question attempt to look at someone else's paper by knocking your biro onto the floor and having a shufty while you lean over to retrieve it.
You are allowed one visit to the toilet to look at the answers you wrote on the wall yesterday. After ten minutes, request more paper to s**t up the other candidates into thinking that you must have wrote loads. Attempt to introduce the one or two facts you are reasonably sure of into the answers to every question.
At 4.30 exactly, everybody cough to make the invigilator
jump. With three minutes to go, suddenly realise there are 4 more questions
on the back of the page that you haven't spotted. You are going to fail.
Section A (20%)
Explain why the best women's football team in the world wouldn't stand a chance against you and ten of your mates.
Include in your answer:
Why they are unable to kick a ball straight
What you wouldn't mind doing with them in the bath after the match, though.
Pamela Anderson's breasts are plastic but look good in photographs. Compare and contrast the relative merits of plastic and real breasts for recreational purposes.
It is a long established fact that fat lasses are more grateful for it.
Outline some of the reasons why this is so and explain why all feminists are fat, ugly lesbians.
Write a critique of any ONE of the following films you have watched at your mates house while his parents were away for the weekend:
Sex Boat
Three Into One Will Go
King Dong
Speared by Zulu Lovers
Animal Farm
Women drivers, eh? Discuss.
-----
Section B (20%)
Describe an experiment to impress a girl by lighting a fart.
What apparatus would you require?
What risks would you run in lighting a fart and what are the benefits?
Write a balanced chemical equation to describe the reaction that takes place when an eggy fart is lit in a pub with a match.
Name something a woman has invented.
On average, women live 7 years longer than men yet get their pension 5 years earlier. Explain why this isn't fair, making reference to your lazy old granny who lived to be 100 and your poor granddad who worked 52 years down the pit and died the day before he retired.