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"Doctor Jackass ... ?"

Explain to me please how I can go from feeling like a million dollars after a few scoops (6 pack and a glass or 2 of wine) to feeling like grim death the morning after. Any instant cures for the aforementioned grim death type scenario much appreciated.

*takes another shaky sip*

"she was a buttertroll"

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

Light wrote:
> acting as
> careworker to psychopath...

You know, current Mrs Pandaemoniun could be a raging lunatic too, but compaired to the last one, I'd never notice..........

Nah, she doesn't even give me s*** about my horrendous Counterstrike addiction. I'd be dealing with sitting in the corner with a head banging off the wall (yup, that happened) in a "look at me" cry for attention if this was three years back..........

[URL]http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2675[/URL] Wow, she's been here too.

Mm, the ex Mrs Light occasionally crops up in mine too. Ah, how my subconcious must miss those carefree days of, basically, acting as careworker to psychopath...

Light wrote:
> Must...resist...joke...about...Emma....

Bwhahahaha. Feel free.

You know, I was going to post about her in the nightmare thread. I had one a couple night back where I was still seeing her, desperate to finish it, but her family (not her actual family, they're all cool. you know how freaky dreams are) started trashing my house if I threatened to end it.

Woke up with a shouted "f****** hell!" in a cold sweat.

Pandaemonium wrote:
> Bride.ru
>
> If I ever make enough cash, I'll import some of the these ladies as
> long as they look like whats on the front of the tin. Chuck 'em away
> once they reach that East european age where they all go hideously
> ugly and fat mind.

Must...resist...joke...about...Emma....

> ShortyUK wrote:
>
> easier to drive under the influence of

My God, I hope you trash your car without injuring someone else.

I'll stick with DVDs and STEALING METALLICA SONGS via internet.

Bride.ru

If I ever make enough cash, I'll import some of the these ladies as long as they look like whats on the front of the tin. Chuck 'em away once they reach that East european age where they all go hideously ugly and fat mind.

One of Mrs Light's brothers is banging a Phillipino. It's going to take all of my restraint not to ask;

- how much was she, and did you get the option to swap her for another one if you didn't like her?

- can you get your girlfriend to say "Me love you long time!" please? Please?

Yep. And they try so hard.
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