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"ID cards"

My sixth form has introduced the ultimate in panic-induced security-measures. They've invented a fool-proof scheme to stop paedophiles running away with small children under their arms - ID CARDS.

Not only have they wasted half of the school's annual budget (which is usually spent on further fencing us is) on the plastic cards - but they're hired a fat elderly man to randomly ID people. He is utterly elite and I'm sure any paedophile or potential criminal would be detered by a rosy-cheeked asthmatic yelling and wheezing at them - I know I would!

Does anyone else's school/sixth-form/college have a lame scheme like this?

I'm guessing it's just another step in state Nannyism.

For shame, Tony.

My sixth form has introduced the ultimate in panic-induced security-measures. They've invented a fool-proof scheme to stop paedophiles running away with small children under their arms - ID CARDS.

Not only have they wasted half of the school's annual budget (which is usually spent on further fencing us is) on the plastic cards - but they're hired a fat elderly man to randomly ID people. He is utterly elite and I'm sure any paedophile or potential criminal would be detered by a rosy-cheeked asthmatic yelling and wheezing at them - I know I would!

Does anyone else's school/sixth-form/college have a lame scheme like this?

I'm guessing it's just another step in state Nannyism.

For shame, Tony.

The general fear of 'nannyism' is usually from the same sources that whine about terrorists. I.e, the idiots on the right wing, not the cleverer ones. So ID cards are acceptable, rather than being 'nannyist' - in terms of popular ideology anyway.

Except ID cards suck. My 6th form had Conexxions Cards (F**K THE F88KING 'XX'S!). They weren't anything clever.

Has a paedophile ran off with you since you got them?

No?

They work.

We have cards, but that's for the library and to 'swipe in' in the mornings if we're late...

Niddle wrote:
> We have cards, but that's for the library and to 'swipe in' in the
> mornings if we're late...

Yeah but you go to Chauteaú d'la Niddle - the school made solely from Crystal.

munn wrote:
> Has a paedophile ran off with you since you got them?
>
> No?
>
> They work.

This rock keeps away lions...

And Hundereds and Thousands.

Paradox: wrote:
> munn wrote:
> Has a paedophile ran off with you since you got them?
>
> No?
>
> They work.
>
> This rock keeps away lions...

Really?
COOL!

How much do you want for it?

Cycloon wrote:

> Except ID cards suck. My 6th form had Conexxions Cards (F**K THE
> F88KING 'XX'S!). They weren't anything clever.

We had to have our pictures and stuff taken to get a "prove-it" card - but they never sent us them - cheats

munn wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> This rock keeps away lions...
>
> Really?
> COOL!
>
> How much do you want for it?

HAHAHA FOOLED U! It dont really. It attracts them.