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"tonights simpsons"

contained one of the only good gags in a long long time.

homer: this is my box of memories, i haven't opened it in 30 years..."
*opens box*
"..aaah, a letter from my pen-pal, some day i'll write you back Osama"

i duuno, that just seemed to stand out on a show that has been playing safe for a longtime now.

Silent Thunder wrote:
> An all right episode a while back had:
>
> "So... I notice your house smells like faeces."
>
> "Oh..."
>
> "And not just of monkey faeces, might I add."
>
> I just found that as a great quote. :)

Classic.

Great Simpsons Quote:

Homer: "Change me back to the blistering boob I was!"

Clinic Guy: "I'm sorry, Mr Simpson, we don't play God here"

Homer: "That's ridiculous! You do nothing BUT play God, and I think your Octoparrot would agree *points*

Octoparrot:"Bwah!!! Polly shouldn't be!"

Excellent.

An all right episode a while back had:

"So... I notice your house smells like faeces."

"Oh..."

"And not just of monkey faeces, might I add."

I just found that as a great quote. :)

monkey_man wrote:
> I read some cobblers in the paper about it being voted "the best
> episode ever". Then I read what one it was and threw my TV out
> the window. Simpsons has been sour for a long time now, they should
> put it out of it's misery instead of listening to the yes men.

I hope that's sarcasm in your voice. If not...

Here's the lyrics thanks to google :

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

uh yes, *cough*

Hedfix wrote:
> Camerero!

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Canyonero. But yeah, that's the one.
"I hope he tells us to burn our pants!"
"Advertising, parasitical existences. Each and every one of you"
"Don't you hate pants?"

The best episode is still undoubtedly the Frank Grimes episode.

Camerero!

I like it, about the only thing I watch and still makes me laugh.

My fav episode is "The Last Temptation of Krusty", an homage to Bill Hicks where Krusty decides to be honest, wears black and smokes onstage a lot shouting at advertising men and screaming about injustices and stupidity.