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A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
*winces*
> Moral of the story - never reject sex
that's just common sense!
Amanda Monti
The best bit of the story. But that just sounds so painful
> Did anyone else read about the welsh chap who cut his balls off after
> Wales beat England last weekend?
yeah!!
all i thought when i read it was "Imagine being the bloke that makes prosthetic scrotums...."
> Pfft honestly, use it or lose it i say, it's not like she was ugly
> either, having said that ripping it off is hardly going to help.
"Here this is yours"
"No, thats a grape"
That woman is clearly nuts
> That story is just wrong, on so many levels.
>
> A guy gets turned down and he goes home, gets drunk, or goes home
> drunk.
> A girl gets turned down and she rips the balls out of him.
>
> So, equal opportunities is it? :)
Yeah, I've tried returning the favour to women, it's just too much like hard work.
> "This is yours"
> "Really? REALLY? I couldn't tell by the immense AGONY, blood
> dripping down my legs and incredible LACK OF SCROTUM WHERE I SEEM TO
> REMEMBER LEAVING MINE"
Ahahahahaha.