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A man called John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
handsome John's flatmate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his flatmate than met the eye.
Reading his Mum's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Michael and I are just flatmates."
About a week later, Michael came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure." said John.
So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you did take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you did not take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, John
Several days later John received an email from his Mother, which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Michael and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Michael , but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mum
handsome John's flatmate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his flatmate than met the eye.
Reading his Mum's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Michael and I are just flatmates."
About a week later, Michael came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure." said John.
So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you did take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you did not take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, John
Several days later John received an email from his Mother, which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Michael and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Michael , but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mum
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Munn has the idea.
TABLE PIRATES!
TABLE PIRATES!
Aha he ha. Hmmm, sauce pirates...
That's what I was thning.
90% of the time we use a cup.
The other 10% we find a gravy boat.
We'd use teh Gravy Boat more often, but it keeps getting attacked by Sauce Pirates.
Arrrr!!
90% of the time we use a cup.
The other 10% we find a gravy boat.
We'd use teh Gravy Boat more often, but it keeps getting attacked by Sauce Pirates.
Arrrr!!
wait....
some people use LADELS for GRAVY?
You sick southern bas'
some people use LADELS for GRAVY?
You sick southern bas'
NVM, I think I know.
Why is Crossbob warned?
Didn't see it. Lucky you...
How could I ban a fellow yid?
Well, actually...
How could I ban a fellow yid?
Well, actually...
Something else.
Did you get warned for this or something else?
Ahh, careful, thety're handing out yellow cards for less than that nowadays RoJ.
I honestly didn\t realise it was there staffies, copied and pasted from an email. Blame @#&^@*()&^@(^@hotmail.com
I honestly didn\t realise it was there staffies, copied and pasted from an email. Blame @#&^@*()&^@(^@hotmail.com
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