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You'd be surprised how hard it is not to laugh at a big fat woman who can't put her PIN into the liddle card machines thinger because her sausage fingers are too bulgy.
She had to sign for it instead.

Also, i hadden an acciendents!111
It really hurt.

If I was less hairy and more Jewish, it would never have occured.
I'll never stand up so quick again.

Also:
This crap woman who started working last week (power mad, addicted to the job, has 0 social skills and doesn't realise that it's nothing to be proud of) was helping this one guy pack for me.

She say: "Will you pass the ambient solids next, please?"

I say: "Huh?"

She says: "Tins and stuff."

I say: "Oh ... riiiiight."

weirdo.

She also 'took my name down' for walking around after the shop was shut and there was nothing to do. Then gave everyone a 'well done ladies and gentlemen' talk, when most people had already left, and the rest of us just ply the weekends.

wench.


And that was a few wonderful insights into my working life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> She say: "Will you pass the ambient solids next, please?"
>
> I say: "Huh?"
>
> She says: "Tins and stuff."


I must be buying the wrong type of tins.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> If I was less hairy and more Jewish, it would never have occured.
> I'll never stand up so quick again.
>
> Look at this piece of genius going unnoticed.
> 'tis criminal.

It brought tears to my eyes.

She's the female version of Rimmer either way.

Don't laugh at people with no social skills, it's not their fault. She probably has a limiting disability, and has tried for her whole life to get into the position she's in. Another possibility is that she is an incoherent fool who delights in making others uncomfortable.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> If I was less hairy and more Jewish, it would never have occured.
> I'll never stand up so quick again.

Look at this piece of genius going unnoticed.
'tis criminal.

Then she's probably behind you now! RUN!!

I did not.

She's a nutter.

Keep her away from objects at all times.

You'd be surprised how hard it is not to laugh at a big fat woman who can't put her PIN into the liddle card machines thinger because her sausage fingers are too bulgy.
She had to sign for it instead.

Also, i hadden an acciendents!111
It really hurt.

If I was less hairy and more Jewish, it would never have occured.
I'll never stand up so quick again.

Also:
This crap woman who started working last week (power mad, addicted to the job, has 0 social skills and doesn't realise that it's nothing to be proud of) was helping this one guy pack for me.

She say: "Will you pass the ambient solids next, please?"

I say: "Huh?"

She says: "Tins and stuff."

I say: "Oh ... riiiiight."

weirdo.

She also 'took my name down' for walking around after the shop was shut and there was nothing to do. Then gave everyone a 'well done ladies and gentlemen' talk, when most people had already left, and the rest of us just ply the weekends.

wench.


And that was a few wonderful insights into my working life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT